"Surge" is such a SEXY word!

[dbt]

As we all sit glued to our Telescreens in 2007, we will instinctively understand when the well-groomed airheads at the anchor desks speak SURGE unto us. Aging White Men will think Viagra! and remember how cool it was when blood flowed to their now-shrinking penises of its own volition.

Their Surrendered Wives will think WAY back and just MAY be able to recall the SURGE of that one Orgasm that they possibly underwent in spite of themselves as their Men grunted away and sweated for eight seconds on top of them.

As the Fearless Correspondents report on The Surge from the front lines in Iraq, Joe and Joan Sixpack will gaze at each other in half-remembered Lust. They won't even bother to turn off the TV before they race upstairs to bed.

Wargasm. God Bless George W. Bush and THE SURGE!

Mmmmmmmmmm. Surge!

"Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue."

:freak:
dbt
Remember New Orleans

[Annces]

1. Also the surge of the tides

Sounds life affirming.

[valerief]

2. Yes, and THRUST couldn't be far behind. nt

[azurnoir]

3. My thoughts too

ohhh it sounds soooooo macho, so will the next "operation" be call "throbbing units"?

[spanone]

4. We are talking about a surge of death. I don't find it sexy at all.

This is an ego surge from our dickless leader.

[meegbear]

5. There was a gay porn studio called SURGE in the late 70s to mid 80s

Made some good stuff.

[Broken_Hero]

6. Locking

No sex threads allowed.

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