dave123williams
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Sat Dec-16-06 04:28 PM
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Overheard on the streets of Bhagdad (from Eason Jordan's iraqslogger.com):
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney," the man says, "They're asking $100 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
The man responds: "Most people are giving about a gallon."
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Sat Dec-16-06 04:31 PM
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1. It's An American Joke, And An Old One At That. |
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It has been posted here many times already.
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TheCowsCameHome
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Sat Dec-16-06 05:04 PM
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4. Still pretty funny when you think about it. |
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Sat Dec-16-06 04:36 PM
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Sat Dec-16-06 04:44 PM
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3. I have a gallon I can spare... |
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Sat Dec-16-06 05:24 PM
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5. Wooden matches are nice and sturdy. |
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And that's all I'm gonna say.
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Sat Dec-16-06 05:36 PM
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6. Brilliant.............nt |
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