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As in, whatever happened to Mark Foley? Why I remember way back in '06 when ol' mark was THEE talk of the town, some say he singlehandedly blew the election, or something. His scandalous name was on everyone's lips, for about two weeks, then he seemingly said abracadabra and vanished.
There are a whole lotta whatever happened to's in this administration, the most glaring being Osama bin Laden, another name that was once constantly on our lips.
Whatever happened to the billions of little red white and blue Chinese flags?
Whatever happened to George P. Bush, the president's handsome, virile, and now invisible nephew? Did he enlist or something?
And Colon Powell, whatever happened to that once golden example of patriotic can-do-ism and pride? Is he pumping gas these days?
Whatever happened to "the Democrats are the party of cut and run"!? Or 'mission accomplished', what the hell ever happened to that, or that 'victory' thing dubya kept grunting about?
Those 'other' Abu Ghraib prison torture photos, where those the crop circles of our time, like those now laughable WMD that were sucked into a black hole with 9 billion in cash, whatever the hell ever happened with all that?
What the hell ever happened to:
All those people displaced by hurricane Katrina? Those 20,000 armless, legless, and eyeless soldiers? All those 3,000 flag draped coffins? Those half a million innocent Iraqi men, women, and children?
That guy laura bush killed? Those suspicious missing records of our president's military duty? The anthrax killer? The CIA snitch? All those 'terrorists' released from Guantanmo Bay? The president's brain?
The guy everyone wanted to have a beer with? That axis of evil? That war on terror? bush's face? bush's mamma?
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