Learning to play the Seussaphone...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

You’re A Dense One Mr. Chimp
(To the tune of You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch – Dr. Suess & Albert Hague)

You’re a dense one, Mr. Chimp
A fryless Happy Meal
You’re a bumbling ignoramus, I’ve more brains in my left heel, Mr. Chimp

You’re a sad pretender, only Morans revere

My pet hamster, Mr. Chimp
Out thinks you while he sleeps
Explain Mr. Decider, how disaster is a plan, Mr. Chimp

I wouldn’t trust you with a, job making doughnut holes

The reviled one, Mr. Chimp
The world hates all you do
You are two parts Charles Manson, and one part Jacques Clouseau, Mr. Chimp

Give the chance, I’d save poor Clouseau and let Manson
Have at the rest of you

You are Fool One, Mr. Chimp
A testy, preppy punk
Your best work was exploding frogs, well that and driving drunk, Mr. Chimp

Three things that you have never done well are as follows and I quote:
Think. Thank. Thunk.

You’re on blotter, Mr. Chimp
It’s that or microdots
Imaginary progress, a bouquet of forget-me-lots, Mr. Chimp

Your mind is an abysmal black hole never knowing if the next insipid pronouncement is less believable than yesterday’s babble…
Strangled by grammarian knots

Don’t appreciate me, Mr. Chimp
Don’t call me Stretch or Hoss
I’m not Pooty-Poot you mental mute, go count your brain cells lost, Mr. Chimp

You’re a waste of space spoiled brat and damnfool sandwich
With idiot sauce

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Well done!

"My pet hamster, Mr. Chimp
Out thinks you while he sleeps" :rofl:

[acmejack]

2. You remain in fine fettle, my friend!

KnR!

[Kindigger]

3. The challenging stage

Help me finish this one...sorry only one line keeps running through my head(this could be a week long job) :blush:


On the first day of Christmas Dick Cheney gave to me __________________, and a cartridge in an attorney.


Oops! That should be the second day right? :blush:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. You have the first day perfect!

To fill in the blank for the second day, how about, "Two startled quails"

:D

[Kindigger]

5. Excellent!

Now to finish the whole song by next Monday. :freak:

[Glenda]

6. Wow! You're a Genius!

:spray: :applause: :woohoo: :rofl:

Your best work ever!!!

:hug:

[Glenda]

9. kick

:kick:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Shameless punt for the monday AM crew :)

:kick:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

7. ...

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:applause:

[BigBearJohn]

8. Wonderful. Now do one to the tune of "White Christmas"

[WillyT]

10. You've Done It Again Salmon !!! - K & R !!!

Season's Greetings, and Peace on Earth!!!

:bounce::yourock::bounce:

:hi:

[latebloomer]

12. I love it!

Thanks for the laugh!

:rofl: