You're a Mean One, Mr. Bush

[mistertrickster]

Here's my song parody. Enjoy.

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(To the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")

You're a mean one, Mr. Bush.
You really are a heel.
You have lied us into I-raq,
For petroleum you’d steal.

Mr. Bush . . . You're a bad banana
Making (pause) oily black deals.

You're a monster, Mr. Bush.
Your heart's an empty hole.
You killed and maimed and bombed them,
Yet you want to bomb some more.

Mr. Bush . . . I wouldn't touch you, with a (pause)
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Bush.
We got coffins for your lies.
You told us there were weapons
Of mass destruction size.

Mr. Bush . . . Given the choice between WMD’s and you
I'd take the one in which (pause) no one dies.

You're a foul one, Mr. Bush.
You lied, BS’d and fibbed
Your war is full of anguish
Your speeches are all cribbed.

Mr. Bush . . . The exit strategy you promised
Was apparently just (pause) ad libbed.

You're a liar, Mr. Bush.
You said Saddam’s a threat.
That he would soon attack us
And all of us should sweat.

Mr. Bush . . . Your lies are an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deceptions (pause)
I’ve ever heard yet.

[jeff30997]

1. Hehehe...

I like it!Very appropriate.

[EFerrari]

2. Thanks, I needed that earworm.

lol

[PurpleChez]

3. It has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile!!!

Huzzah!!!

[Arugula Latte]

4. Good job!

:thumbsup:

[sam sarrha]

5. nice.. did you know that as a kid he put firecrackers in frogs butts and blew them up, you do know

what they say about children that torture animals dont you,,!!

[mistertrickster]

6. It's Okay if You're a Republican . . . nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Well done!! Trade ya!!

Wrote this last night...


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2933526&mesg_id=2933526


Cue the Twilight Zone Music :rofl:

[mistertrickster]

8. Hehe, great minds think alike . . . loved the "microdots" nt