The updated Bush loyalty quiz - see where you rank

[Target_For_Exterm]

Here's my ranking:

"Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

I'm issuing the challenge to my fellow Americans on DU - are YOU loyal to Gorge - er, George - Bush?

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blgeorgewbushquiz.htm

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Wow. Did I pass?

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[Glimmer of Hope]

2. I got the same score. Imagine that!

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[CurtEastPoint]

3. I got a ZERO also! n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. First time in my life I'm glad to have gotten a 0 on a test n/t

[TaleWgnDg]

5. No surprise, here

MY SCORE:

"The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to President Bush

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

[nam78_two]

6. heh heh heh...same as you.nt

[Lasthorseman]

7. Easily got a zero

[ComerPerro]

8. here's what it says to total Bushbots

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Believer in President Bush. Your loyalty and devotion to him is matched only by your desire to see his liberal detractors locked away and declared enemy combatants. Given the chance, you'd gladly vote Bush a third term, and if America were so blessed, you'd be perfectly content if Bush were president for life.

[TahitiNut]

9. They're wrong.

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

I know he's an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president and as a human being. My greatest pleasure would be seeing him and all his cronies justly imprisoned in solitary confinement for the rest of their miserable lives.

[hyphenate]

10. Same as Always

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[anitar1]

13. Proud to say I earned a 0. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Damn I got a ONE!!

I want a zero!!

[Target_For_Exterm]

19. We allow retakes. ;)

[Crunchy Frog]

24. How the Hell did you manage that?

I'm proud to say that I've gotten a zero every time I've taken it.:)

[proud2BlibKansan]

27. It must have been the question about Iraq

I guess my answer wasn't hateful enough.

[kath]

33. I got a 1 because, just for grins, I agreed with the "wings take dream" Bushism.

[Jim Sagle]

31. Freeper!

;)

[proud2BlibKansan]

45. Bout time you guys figured me out

30,000 posts and 3 years later. LOL

[rurallib]

42. So did I. I can't imagine which one I goofed

[Critters2]

47. I got a zero, and I wasn't really trying. How could anyone get a one?! nt

[LynneSin]

56. FREEPER YOU SHOULD BE TOMBSTONED!!!

:sarcasm:

:pals:

[leftofthedial]

12. Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10.

You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[Cassandra]

14. The Democratic Loyalty quiz is fun too.

"Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands."

[Faygo Kid]

15. Used the Kobayashi Maru Maneuver to get less than a zero

Just like Capt. Kirk, rigged the test to win, and get less than zero. Zero is a higher score than Bush deserves, I reckon.

[focusfan]

igot 0 on my score if I'm a Bush loyalist

but I got 10 on being a die hard democrate.

[volstork]

16. Z-E-R-O!

Some were difficult to choose:
Miserable Failure
Incompetent Idiot
Dim Son
Reagan's Heir
Congenital Liar
Fossil Fool

So many good options!

[Homer Wells]

17. Same here

and of course, I am proud to be a failure. LOL

[jgraz]

18. Also got 0 out of 10 on Rethug loyalty test

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are transforming America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit if it meant casting a deciding vote for a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.

[karlrschneider]

20. They could have made it a lot quicker for me if they had just asked

"Do you hate Bush with a writhing passion, think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president and nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs?"


Yes (-)
No ( )




:evilgrin:

[yy4me]

21. I'm proud to announce I failed. A Zero. Wow

Who would have guessed I'd be excited to have failed at something!

[SteveG]

22. I got a 1, but he is the true heir of Reagan afterall (NT)

nt

[greenbriar]

23. proud of this score of 0

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.





Some of the choices are hard

for instance

Worst Failure
Incompetent frat boy who destroys everthing

[Raine]

25. Got a zero

They pegged me perfectly! :thumbsup: :D

"Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

[badgerpup]

26. Last time I took this test I got a zero, too.

Too bad that the scoring doesn't allow for negative numbers...
think there'd be a lot of negative scores show up here. :evilgrin:

[Olney Blue]

28. I think mine should have been minus zero!

[mentalsolstice]

29. For once I'm happy to say I'm a big zero! n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

30. I got a zero too! It must be the right score then!

[WiseButAngrySara]

32. ZERO. ....n/t

[ikojo]

34. The only test I am happy to have received a score of

Zero!!!!


Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[muntrv]

35. I scored a 0. I'm a Dem.

[tinfoil tiaras]

36. i got a 1

better than a 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or god forbid a 10.

[Jack Rabbit]

37. I did a little "better" than some of you

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

It must have been that one about families. I took the liberty of straightening out the obvious errors in syntax and agreeing with it, although I think when Bush says it it's just empty rhetoric.

[TomInTib]

38. You dummies. I got a 6.

So their you go.

Nobody can call me a idoit nomore.

HAH!!!11

So their!

[Target_For_Exterm]

40. That's Hugh!!1!! Are you series?!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TomInTib]

41. Im series as Cheney's heart attack

well, maybe not

[TankLV]

39. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

I'm probably considered a communist terrorist now.

I hate everything about that fucking criminal FAMILY!

[Yukari Yakumo]

43. That damn "wings take dream" question...

"Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

I'd also like to add "to be tried and convicted of crimes against humanity" to the last sentence.

[Oldtimeralso]

44. I felt great

to get a goose egg on this test.

[Patsy Stone]

46. ZEEEEEERRRROOOOO.

I'm shocked.

[Critters2]

48. A loud, proud ZERO!! nt

[calimary]

49. I got the same score, also!

The fact is I DO hate george w. bush with a writhing passion. I DO think he's an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. NOTHING indeed WOULD give me greater pleasure than seeing him IMPEACHED and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs. I am holding out for the frogmarch.

[Bozita]

50. Hey! Got a TWO. ... Two too many too tempting smart-ass answer possibilities

And the verdict is:


The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz
10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to President Bush


Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You can't stand George W. Bush. The mere mention of his name makes you cringe, and every time you hear him speak, it makes you want to jump out the window. You are desperately counting down the days until Jan. 20, 2009, when our long national nightmare will finally be over.



Damn! This test really works!

[Bobbie Jo]

51. A Big Fat Zero......would have taken a negative score if available..n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

52. sane here

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[QMPMom]

53. Zero here.

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[deepthought42]

54. I got a 0 out of 10!

Though I think impeaching him and dragging him out of the WH in handcuffs is going easy on him... :evilgrin:

[RebelOne]

55. That was a no-brainer. Zero.

[LeftishBrit]

57. What I expected!

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.


Pretty true. Is there something like this for Blair?

[Tight_rope]

58. First score of a "0", that I am absolutely thrilled about.

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs.

[Brewman_Jax]

59. I got a zero

:woohoo:

[Eugene]

60. Zero

...where wings take dream?

Shrubya shouldn't speak in public while intoxicated.

[treestar]

61. Got a 2 on that but a 10 on the Democratic Loyalty Quiz!

Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You can't stand George W. Bush. The mere mention of his name makes you cringe, and every time you hear him speak, it makes you want to jump out the window. You are desperately counting down the days until Jan. 20, 2009, when our long national nightmare will finally be over.


Democratic Loyalty:

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.