Good Bush joke from the UK

[Target_For_Exterm]

I've been feeling a little bummed about all the damage the tin pot dictator is doing to our country, so I've been hunting up a few laughs on the internet to make me feel better, and have been passing them along to you all to share the joy. :rofl:

Here's the UK's take on Bush:

"Just in from England ... Bush Intelligence Test

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.

He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to

surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're

intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.

"Allow me to demonstrate."

She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this

question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this

child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?""

Read the rest here:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/archive2002/June/BushsIntelligenceTest.htm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Wonk]

1. Old. Really, really old.

[Target_For_Exterm]

3. Just like me. ;)

Can I help it if I miss things the first time around?

Just makes the laughs better the second time around. :rofl: :rofl:

[ashling]

4. Sorry, but this

is the brazillionth time around!
:rofl:

[Target_For_Exterm]

6. I'm getting slower as I get older?

:rofl: :rofl:

I STILL laughed, even though everyone else had seen it a bazillion times!

So I guess the jokes on me.

:rofl:

[ashling]

7. Sorry, not making fun of you

I think your joke was funny, I just had to make a reference to the brazillion joke.

Rummy is giving Bush his briefing and says 3 Brazillian soldiers died today.
Bush was really shocked - which had all his aides wondering what was going on.
"By the way," Bush say's, "How many in a brazillion?"

[Target_For_Exterm]

8. I AM getting slower as I get older!

When I looked at Brazillian, I saw bazillion. :shrug:

Can I just plead ignorance, age, alzheimers, or some other incapacity at this point?

:rofl: :rofl:

Thank you for clarifying and posting the Brazillian joke because that's how I finally got it.

:rofl:

Sad, but true.

[ashling]

11. Sometimes I have to play

my free "Senior Moment' card myself. LOL

[Bjornsdotter]

9. Lol!

I'd forgotten about this one, thanks for the reminder.

Cheers :toast:

[FormerDittoHead]

2. Note to readers: you have to read the whole joke at the link: better than what you expect.. :-) n/t

[Eric J in MN]

5. I hadn't seen that before. NT

NT

[madokie]

10. I had to print that one off, too funny to not pass around

[XOKCowboy]

12. OK substituted Richard Lugar for Jesse Helms and Condi for....

Colin Powell... Nah just doesn't have the same effect. Same outcome though! :toast: