George W. Bush Presidential Library Design Contest ...

[emanymton]

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So shrub is planning to enhance his legacy with a $500 million liberry. It is all youse lie-brals and demo-craps duty to help out with the design. Over at 'Jesus General' the ball is rolling.

Having some fun now.

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/

I suggest, "Ve need to include a basement vhere ze visitors can enjoy a chamber of intense interrogation methods. Ve can include water boarding und other zuch pleasures made popular under dis administration. Abu Grab gives such great potential for money making enjoyment tours.

Und above it all, on the front gate, zo the people walk under it as they enter, a sign that reads, "Arbeit Mach Frei."

Can any one come up with a better idea?
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Bush Lied. People Died. Media Cheered.

[hobbit709]

1. The outside design

should resemble a giant pile of dog poo.

[Joe Bacon]

2. Make it look like one big Christian Halloween Hell House

Because President Peter Pan has surely brought us hell on earth!

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

3. The outside design should be a giagantic crayon

If he asks, tell him it is a missile built by Crayola

DBDB

[Neshanic]

4. "Hall of Man Whores" Must be this "big" to get in....

[maine_raptor]

5. Needs a Bomb Shelter

Something off to one side, maybe buried under an ajoining garden?

I would complete the symbolism, I would think.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Something to reflect the true BushCo thang...

A repub reading room.

[Ganja Ninja]

13. I was thinking of something along those lines but ...

larger and made out of human skulls.

[droidamus2]

7. The overall shape?

The Bush Library should be in the shape of a twisted pretzel.

[screembloodymurder]

8. A torture device exhibit would be appropriate.

They aren't going to have books, are they?

[liberal N proud]

9. Here is my proposal:

Floor Plan:


Elevation:


The crescent is optional of course

Specifications:
Walls:
4x4 post and beam wall framing
Wall height 60”

Roof:
2x4 rafters 24” on center
1x4 strapping 20” on center
12/12 Gable roof matching overhang, 3” on all 4 sides
Silver galvanized corrugated metal roofing

Siding:
1” thick board siding
1” rough sawn pine trim includes corner boards and
fascia, no shadow boards or soffit

Door:
Single 2-8 JCS built pine door

Overall Height: 8' 6"


You can buy the kit here and save the tax payer millions:http://www.kitguy.com/PLANS_CAT_OUTHOUSE_JAM.asp

[Stuckinthebush]

10. I'm thinking a Chuck-E-Cheese design

you know, a place where a kid can be a kid....

[Flubadubya]

11. This looks about right for the Blivet to me...

[ShrewdLiberal]

12. I found a copy of the secret G. W. Bush Museum design...