Veep's home: The Buck Stops Here - There's a Dead Deer on the Lawn

[RamboLiberal]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/481408p-405135c.html

Has "Deadeye" Dick Cheney turned his home into a happier hunting ground?

People passing by the vice president's residence over the weekend were shocked to see a dead deer on his lawn. "Who killed it!?" asked one horrified witness. "The deer has been there a while, because a friend E-mailed me earlier this morning to report the sad sighting. I just saw it myself, in a cab going down . I'm crying."

Another source confirmed the carcass on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory, where the vice president lives. "I was walking to work and tried my best to look away," the deer-spotter told Wonkette.com.

"It is a mystery why it was there so long," said the source. "Wouldn't the Secret Service have removed it?"

We called Cheney's office to see if the deer might have wandered into the cross-hairs of the avid hunter, who in February accidentally wounded his friend Harry Whittington while shooting grouse in Texas. Earlier this month, the Veep was hunting with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.).

[SpiralHawk]

1. Dick 'Five Deferments' Cheney blasts Bambi to Kingdom Come?

They consider this dweeb - with five deferments -- a military leader? He is as bad as Commander AWOL.

No wonder we are in a quagmire.

RIP Bambi

[jdadd]

10. I don't think Dick did this....

Clue?....Not shot in the face :rofl:

[havocmom]

2. A message from someone who also gave orders to let it stay a bit?

Dick doesn't own any race horses, does he? ;)

Maybe Dick finally cracked about the insults from DUer DemoTex's good dog back when they were neighbors?
:evilgrin:

Remember Sweet Sirius! Good DOG! GOOD dog!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. You'd think the SS would have been checking it out

if Deadeye Dick didn't mow it down, it could have been dumped there, containing explosives or even something like anthrax. This doesn't make sense.

[Kingshakabobo]

4. Zapped by a laser-beam equipped shark as it jumped the mote, no doubt.

[kestrel91316]

13. That would be "moat".

[Kingshakabobo]

14. Drat!....or is it Draaaat?

[jobycom]

5. I was out looking at Christmas lights last weekend

In a small town near Austin. I drove down one street trying to get to the central square, which is always done up in dramatic Christmas lights. As I turned a corner I noticed a couple of people in one yard leaning over a wagon. I looked closer, thinking they were preparing a Christmas display for their yard--I had seen a lot of people doing that.

They weren't. They were gutting a deer. I looked just in time to watch it being split open. Luckily my seven year old was looking elsewhere.

Christmas is a bad time for Rudolph, apparently. :rofl:

[havocmom]

7. Grandma's Clan Strikes Back!

Opens this Friday at a wooded area near you. ;)

[The Stranger]

6. What sick pieces of shit, on so many different levels.

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. Dick Cheney shot Rudolph!!!

:wow:

[liberal N proud]

9. Is this like the horse head in the Godfather?

[Uncle Joe]

11. I wouldn't be surprised if many animals went to Dick's house to die

as a silent protest against his genocidal stance denying humankind's culpability in bringing about the looming catastrophe of global warming.

[Connie_Corleone]

12. They were supposed to leave it in Cheney's bed!

People can't do anything right.

[this_side_up]

15. The Environment Strikes Back n/t