Military Offensive: OPERATION CHICKENHAWK

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Well, they are certainly in full propaganda “catapultation” mode. Since we in the military love to give names to operations and exercises, this new one I’ve dubbed “OPERATION CHICKENHAWK”.

OPERATION CHICKENHAWK
The Pentagon’s new offensive is underway in Iraq.

Did they send in the Delta Force?
No!

Did they send those guys from the Unit?
No!

Did they send a couple of S.E.A.L Teams?
No!

They sent something much more frightening…”hate radio talk show hosts”.

Over the past month, Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reily were sent on an “Everythings Great and its Safer than Washington DC” Tour of Iraq. Never mind that Hannity is perfectly fit to enlist and get the upgraded tour, or that Bill-O had “other priorities” during Vietnam…who better to cut through the “fog of war” than two guys that have been battling it out with nasty liberals like Nancy Pelosi all their lives.

These two know who the real enemy is. The real enemy is the LIE-beral Media. That LIE-beral media reports none of the good news that is happening in Iraq.

So what have we learned from OPERATION CHICKENHAWK

- All the troops, from the most senior General to the lowly PFC, loves George Bush, loves Dick Cheney, loves Donald Rumsfeld, and would gladly step in as a father figure to Mary Cheney’s illegimate child…Oh, and they all “hate” John Kerry.

- If “DemoncRATS” and the LIE-beral media would just shut-up, the war would be over in three days.

- There is no Civil War. Sunnis and Shiites are killing each other because of their new found freedom, or the LIE-beral media.

- Freedom in on the march.

- The troops are all volunteers and they volunteered to do 3, 4, or even 5 rotations in Iraq. We have an unlimited supply of these fine young people. The Army isn't broke so stop saying that.

- There is no torture, PERIOD.

- The AP has been infiltrated by Al Quada.

Pentagon officials are pleased with the initial results. Said one senior Pentagon official, “even we underestimated the way Hannity would milk this puppy”. “It’s beyond our wildest dreams”, said another. “The only problem was finding a helmet big enough for his slanted head”. One Pentagon official who asked for aninimity said that “once we got a sufficient supply of Loofah’s we knew we could count on Mr O’reily”.

Pentagon officials had hoped to bring the big man Limbaugh on the tour, but they were unable to clear his leaving the country with his parole officer.

One of the troops exclaimed; “man, it was great. I was like having the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders here”. “These guys really support us, and I’m sure if it weren’t for that anal cyst on Rush’ ass, Hannity’s cowardice, and O’Reily’s sexual harrassment issues, they’d be right here in the foxhole with us”. “Megga Dildo’s Rush”.

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There it is folks. Our Pentagon, the place that has more money to spend than God. The place that houses the great military minds of our country. The place that we trust with the lives of our young men and woman have come up with a master plan to save Iraq. And what is their plan? Send in Hannity and O’Reily.

God help us all.

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1. Those two will be regaling

the lemmings for years about their combat exploits. Surely sean knows he can really make an impression by enlisting. I wonder what the hold up is.

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2. We should send them both

thousands of applications to the VFW. Surely they qualify for membership now.

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3. I would encourage

sean to proudly wear a SEAL trident warfare device to show his support for the "troops." The VFW has pissed me off so bad I'm almost blind. those two motherfuckers would fit in there rather nicely.