Good thing we won't have gay marriages sullying the sanctity of THIS union...

[brooklynite]

Paris Hilton To Wed, Britney Spears Picked As Matron Of Honor

US socialite Paris Hilton is planning to marry on-off boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and have Britney Spears as her matron of honour.

The heiress pop star made the confession during an interview with a British newspaper.

She told the Daily Star, "It's true. I am going to get married. "I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron of honour. She can advise me." Hilton and Spears have recently formed a close friendship and have frequently been seen out partying together, since Spears split from husband Kevin Federline in November.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/12/17/paris_hilton_to_wed_britney_spears_picke

[KingFlorez]

1. They'll probably be married 2 days

[progdonkey]

2. and the cost of the wedding would probably feed all of Africa for 2 years...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. Only if it's Daylight Savings Time.

[yellowcanine]

3. "She (Britney) can advise me (on marriage, presumably)," Now THAT's funny.

[aquart]

5. His family must be so pleased.

In the old days, the whores didn't have their own money, and one could buy them off.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. And I suppose she'll have the gonads to wear white...............

[Der Blaue Engel]

8. Something about that sentence just doesn't look right

;)

[mainegreen]

7. I *dont* want to see their wedding photos. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

:P

[Ezlivin]

9. She's gonna have to lose some weight to fit into her wedding gown

I'd say about 110lbs should be enough. That would solve all of our problems, too.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. She's had more "guests" than any Hilton I've ever stayed in

ol' Stavros is in for a surprise...............

[WI_DEM]

11. Brittany can advise her!! on how to take care of a kid and party all the time too, I guess.

[rhiannon55]

12. TWO kids, but who's counting?

:eyes:

[Critters2]

13. Gay people together for 25 or 30 years shouldn't stroll down the aisle,

but this sacrilege is fine.

I can only think of one thing to say....:puke:

[katty]

14. they're allowed to marry AND BREED

[Critters2]

15. Yikes!

:scared:

[Ilsa]

16. How does the "Ban Gay Marriage" crowd live with such

congnitive dissonance and hypocrisy? Not just about PAris and Brit, but the high divorce rate among heteros?

I'm ready for HEather Poe to become a legal person in MAry Cheney's baby's life, just like I wish it for everyone else in the same situation.