I hate FWD:fwd:fwd:fwd Freeper "Dems are Stupid" Email

[Catchawave]

Below is a recent one, let's take a break from "eating our own" and Discuss/Debate/Smear/Bash this sh*t. Thank you :toast:

LET’S ALL ANALYZE THE DEMOCRAT PROMISE.........




The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America - Vote Democratic"

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back. A new direction from there means, what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Oil prices are plummeting. A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means…what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. A new direction from there means, what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel. A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks. A new direction from there means what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding place s and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here. A new direction from there means, what?

Now let me see, do I have this right?

I can expect:
The economy to go South
Illegal’s to go North
Taxes to go Up
Employment to go Down
Terrorism to come In
Tax breaks to go Out
Social Security to go away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

But what the heck ! I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P,
Hillary C, John K, Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked
hard to create a comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in the Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same nam e and a How
Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.

Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to sleep SO much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.

I'm just wondering what I'm missing in their logic....

How would YOU respond to this?

[peacebird]

1. hit the delete key

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11. Then the cyber-terrorists win :)

Right?

[karlrschneider]

2. My response? -----

"Eat shit and die, you ignorant fucking moron."

[jgraz]

7. Beat me to it

The only way to deal with these degenerates is to verbally (or not so verbally) club them between the eyes.

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15. I asked to be removed from their email list...

...same thing, right?

Especially this particular email orginated from a "contractor/neighbor/friend" at the Pentagon. You'd think they'd have enough to do these days?

[EstimatedProphet]

18. Probably originated right in the Office of Special Plans

I am convinced that these spams are not spontaneous emails, but an orchestrated effort from a rightwing organization.

[Contrite]

26. That's "moran". n/t

[Hav]

3. .

"You lost. Get over it."

Seriously, I suppose the new direction was also meant for Iraq which is a desaster. A large majority of American sees it that way.

[Catchawave]

16. Great comeback!

Wish I were as quick on my feet, I just told him to remove me from his list. Unfortunately, I'll see him Thursday night for our little holiday party, um, maybe not :toast:

[gaspee]

4. I have a one strike policy

You send me one e-mail like that and you are forever blackholed. Including family.

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17. Another great response.

thanks :hi:

He's been a family friend for years, guess I'm losing my patience with these type of :scared: friends.

[zanne]

5. Don't bother. It's disingenuos.

It's just a bunch of old, worn-out one-liners. Wait at least until they get some new material.

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20. You're right, that which doth not kill me

should make me stonger :D

..with the help of my DU friends :toast:

[muntrv]

6. Osama is still out there planning attacks. The housing market is tanking.

Only the wealthy are benefitting from the stock market.

Gas prices are going UP! What fucking city does this freeptard live in to say oil prices are plummeting?

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22. D.C. w/limo

Sorry I left that part out. I came very close including his email and REPLY ALLs from this thread.

Maybe as we get closer to '08 ? I'll include everything for a DU smackdown :evilgrin:

[skipos]

8. A majority of Americans just voted for that new direction in one of the biggest election sweeps

in history. Maybe s/he should ask one of them to explain.

[Parche]

9. response

But we DID have an 'attack' or whatever you call it on Sept 11th, I like to call it a
CIA black ops, but you can call it what you will.

Let me see, the federal deficit is down 50%, but didnt it go up over 1000% or something like that?

We did illegally invade another country

Oil prices are plummeting?/ yes from their all time Bush highs of over $70 barrel?
(How easily the freep no brain forgets)

Taxes are at their lows.........for all the rich people, I am paying a lot more now
then ever before, and I make the same middle class amount of pay.


Wasnt Osama an ex CIA agent???

Terrorism has been around for centuries if not longer, how can you have a 'war' against it???


France gave us the 'Statue of Liberty' since the freepers hate France, should we give that back to them?

Unemployment at all time lows?? tell that to the people at FORD etc......

We are fighting them over there, so we dont have to fight them here?? Get another slogan that really works!!!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

10. A new direction is one in which 80% of the world wouldn't pull

the trigger on "America" if they could. That would be a direction we should all hope for.


http://www.time.com/time/europe/gdml/peace2003.html
Earlier this year TIMEeurope.com asked you: "Who really poses the greatest danger to world peace? Iraq, North Korea or The United States."

[YOY]

12. Like this:

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back. A new direction from there means, what? How about sharing the wealth with the public instead of keeping that wealth centered and therefore creating more social problems. Maybe even giving some folks who can't afford to invest the chance to put a bit in instead of living from paycheck to paycheck. You know...the American Dream.

Unemployment is at 25 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Maybe making sure that those shiny new retail jobs/food service that some folks have to work 2 or 3 of them and still have no health insurance go away and some real jobs from new industries have a chance to grow. You know...the American Dream.

Oil prices are plummeting. A new direction from there means, what? Finding a new energy source so that when the oil dries up your asses don't get stranded at McDonald's post-face-stuffing. Maybe even allowing the oil to be saved for plastics and allowing some new energy industries to rise up. You know...the American Dream.

Taxes are at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? An economy that will actually allow most of us to pay more taxes because we are ACTUALLY EARNING MORE. You know...the American dream.

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs. A new direction from there means, what? Coming back to reality from Rove's statistics for starts...youre really need to look at ALL the statistics. You are obviously not dreaming in the right country.

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means…what? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING??? WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING BILLIONS IN DEBT TO 'Communist China.' You know...I think this is the Chinese dream....maybe it needs to be the American dream,.

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years. A new direction from there means, what? Affordable houses so those of us who have no fucking chance to own property unless we sell a goddamn kidney don't have to rent from you like some Medieval Land Baron's wet dream. You know...the American Dream.

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows. A new direction from there means, what? Make salaries keep up with inflation so our actual net worths increase with the inflation. Making the dollar worth something...you know the American Dream.

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01. A new direction from there means, what? Actually...there's this guy named Chad Constagnza or something like that and he sorta...well, he had a 'demogogue free dream.'

[Nitrogenica]

13. My response: WTF 13 lies or deceits that are destroying America.

and some ignorant retards believe.

Ever keep it real? I guess 18% do not. Weldcome to the 18% of America club. For the 82% of us, I hope you stay in the minority.

Oh wait you always have been the minority.

Fuck you crazy assed bullshitting ignorant to your own evil people!

Obama 2008!

[EstimatedProphet]

14. I'd respond by replying to all and saying FUCK YOU

Are oil prices really 'plummeting'?!? :rofl:

Is 'Unemployment at 25 year lows'? REALLY?!?! :rofl:

Are 'Taxes at 25 year lows'?!? C'mon, REALLY?!?!? :rofl:

IS THE FEDERAL DEFICIT SERIOUSLY DOWN 50%? COME ON, REALLY TRULY?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?! :rofl:

HAS THERE NOT BEEN A SINGLE TERRORIST ATTACK ON US SOIL SINCE 9/11? HONESTLY?!?! EVEN INCLUDING THOSE GUYS WHO STARTED A TERRORIST ATTACK WITH THE ANTHRAX LETTERS?!?! REALLY TRULY SERIOUSLY?!?! :rofl:

I could only address part of the 'points' (which should be called brain farts, actually) in here because this is one of the stupidest, asinine, dumbass, redneck-sixtoed-inbred-shitheel-buttfuckstupid spews that has ever gone across the internet. It was simply too stupid to address all the 'points'.

Tell everyone on the list that has gotten this email that if they believe this crap, they are too stupid to be able to open the fucking door and look outside. TELL THEM TO NEVER VOTE AGAIN BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED AND SHOULD HAVE ROCKS THROWN AT THEM.

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23. I LOVE a bottom line person :)

:rofl:

Just posted to my journal, I'll keep you and the rest of these great responses near and dear to my heart.

Gawd, I love DU :hi:

[Mz Pip]

19. A couple of things

THe stock market is at an all time high: It's about time. It took how many years to get there???

Taxes are at an all time low: Not mine. I'm not rich enough to fall into that tax bracket where my taxes went down due to the Republicans.

Unemployment is at an all time low: Unfortunately the unemployment figures to not take into account people whose unemployment benefits have run out and are still unemployed. These figures do not take into account that there is a drop in wages, so while people may be employed they are making less money than they were in the past. So while some may be benefitting from the stock market, there are a whole lot of people who are not.

Oil prices are plummeting: Really? While down some since the summer, I would hardly call the drop "plummeting" and in laght of the oil companies profits they could well afford to knock off a few more cents at the pump.

Federal deficit may be down, but the TRADE deficit is outrageous. How does it feel to be owned by China?

Home values may be up in some parts of the country. Other places are seeing a slipping and stagnating market.

No terror attacks since 9/11? Globally terror attack are way up, so I wouldn't be so cocky.

Osama may be in a cave somewhere but he is still out there. 5 years and he's still out there. And if Al Qaeda is 95% defunct why are we still in Iraq? Fight them there so we don't have to fight them here is not a mutually exclusive proposition. We still need to pay attention over here.

Democrats do not propose having things be the exact opposite of what the Bush Administration is doing. That's just silly and an intellectually lazy assumption. But then critical thinking isn't the conservative's strong suit.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Ioo]

21. So much wrong with this, I would just say.. Please remove me

from your life you retarded moron. Nice Strawman, enjoy your hell.

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24. Which I did !

Thanks :toast:

[Initech]

25. Ask them if they can name more than those six dems listed.

That usually shuts them up.

[Skittles]

27. for starters

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2003484268_wagesprofits19.html

Ever notice how these poor propaganda attempts ALWAYS manage to include the name "HILARY" ???