Caption Chimpy and girlfriend

[n2doc]

[acmavm]

1. She always looks like such a pleasant individual

:sarcasm:

[madrchsod]

6. she`s real a beam of sunshine on a cloudy day is`t she...

[Botany]

10. I know where I have seen Condi's look before

Hog Nosed Snake

[Philosoraptor]

2. condi: No way. He's bragging. It's more like a Vienna sausage.

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. Maybe she's getting tired

of Mr. Floppy's lies, too.

He keeps telling me it's this big and the drunken sot can't even get it up.

[SpiralHawk]

4. "And then there was republicon prostitute Jeff Gannon*"

"Now there was a man all republicons admire." - Commander AWOL


* Over 100 visits to the George AWOL Bush White House, according to the official Secret Service records.

That's a fact, Jack. Look it up.

[MasonJar]

5. I am about to blow a big bubble, Georgie and yours is about to

burst all over both of us.

[Canuckistanian]

7. Bastard! You wouldn't have pulled out of IRAQ, would you ?

[Captain Hilts]

8. There's nothing to smile about. He always smiles and laughs at the wrong time. nt

[skip fox]

9. W. is saying: ". . . so we should celebrate our different ethnic heritage

instead of fighting and thinking bad things which ripen our hatred and well are a diversity that can't be one together unless we are fighting, but if we are busy celebrating instead we can be rid of the quarrels and live in a harmony peace place. . . . Next question, over there."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. so then I held her legs apart, see, like

this and then all I had to do was...

[marmar]

12. Condi: "Don't want no eenie-weenie short, short man."

*: "Natural male enhancement, Condi. I'm gonna be just like Bob in that commercial."

[Mist]

13. "Our favorite toy is 'Mr. Wiggly,' and he's THIS BIG." nt

[shain from kane]

14. A Sunni disposition?

Main Entry: dis·po·si·tion
Pronunciation: "dis-p&-'zi-sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin disposition-, dispositio, from disponere
1 : the act or the power of disposing or the state of being disposed : as a : ADMINISTRATION, CONTROL b : final arrangement : SETTLEMENT <the disposition of the case> c (1) : transfer to the care or possession of another (2) : the power of such transferal d : orderly arrangement
2 a : prevailing tendency, mood, or inclination b : temperamental makeup c : the tendency of something to act in a certain manner under given circumstances




EDIT TO ADD DEFINITION.
1 and 2 both work in this case.

[DrDan]

15. "let's just call it a weapon of mass . . . "

[GreenZoneLT]

16. Oh, please, is he claiming his zipgun is a Magnum AGAIN?

nm

[zulchzulu]

17. Condi: "Here he goes with that bullshit mofo crap agin'"

...she's got to say it or no condo in Kuai...

[qwlauren35]

18. I'm embarrassed to get into the swing of this.

#1
Rice: Dammit, I do NOT SWALLOW!

#2
Rice: I'm not looking down, I'm not thinking about it. I'm not looking down, I'm not thinking about it...


#4
W: I can say anything I want and she won't contradict me 'cuz I'M THE PRESIDENT! So, if I say it's 12 inches, it's 12 inches.
Rice: In your dreams...