Palm Beach County now has a pants bandit. (No kidding. Real radio report.)

[Cyrano]

Every time you think it can't get any weirder, it does.

Local radio news has reported that a "pants bandit" is now at large in Palm Beach County, FL. He has evidently pulled up in a car next to unsuspecting male citizens and demanded at gunpoint that they give him their pants. It seems this has happened two or three times today.

Something like this just might be a Karl Rove distraction for some reason that's not yet apparent.

Then again, it could be Fidel Castro's last shot at pissing off south Florida Cubans.

There's also the possibility that he's a federal agent provocateur who, after being caught, will claim to be the most dangerous, disgusting creature possible -- "A San Francisco Liberal."

It's hard to get into someone else's mind, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what this particular nut is up to. All suggestions are welcome.

[whistle]

1. What size pants is the thief demanding ?

... waist/length/rise??

[rodeodance]

4. Isn't this Rush L. home?

[whistle]

10. Yep

[Cyrano]

7. I don't have a clue. I'm still tuned into (local) AAR and am waiting to see

if there are any further reports on this particular slice of incredibly strange report of human behavior.

[monmouth]

2. Since I live in West Palm Beach and about ready to leave for the store perhaps

I will keep my eyes wide open to check out any pantless men in the vicinity. Hey, I'm old, the thrills are minimal....lol. My local station here is www.wjno.com in case you wanted to hear more about it. I'm just going to go a lookin!!

[Bunny]

3. Isn't Mark Foley from Palm Beach County?

Maybe he needs a new hobby since he was kicked out of Congress? :shrug:

[monmouth]

5. Mark usually heads for Coral Gables but......who knows???

[David Zephyr]

6. Rush Limbaugh's housekeepers are out doing his dirty work again?

Didn't they learn anything from his poor maid already?

;-)

[northofdenali]

8. ..... < mrrrrrrrrrr

"SF Liberal", hmmmmmmmmmm?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Cyrano]

9. Hey, nothodenali. The fourth laughing "happy face" from the right seems

to be different from the others. Put more bluntly, he or she doesn't seem to be laughing in lockstep.

Have you checked out his/her background or resume? Could he/she possibly be a DU infiltrator? Is it possible that he/she could be a hater of San Francisco citizens?

Be careful with your posts. "THEY" are everywhere, spying on us and probing for weakness.

On the other hand, how do we know that you are not a latte sipping, northeastern establishment, commie liberal? Put another way, how do we know we can trust you? Do you have any relatives in Syria or Iran?

[northofdenali]

11. How dare you, sir?

"latte sipping, northeastern establishment, commie liberal"

I'll have you know I am a latte sipping, ALASKAN establishment, commie liberal, with only 247 relatives in Syria and 18 in Iran. So there.

And that 4th smilie was only recently released from Gitmo!
:P