New Rule!

[SoCalDem]

Never attack or invade a country our president and congresspeople/senators cannot ALL pronounce correctly.

It's NOT Eye-Rack or Eye-Ran

They are pronounced Ear-ack and Ear-an

I know the eyes and ears are not all that far apart, but the EYES have seen hallucinations and mirages of dangerous things that exist only in those EYES..

The ones with ears and who took the time to listen, have been using different orifices (the mouth) to tell the truth....and of course (the nose) to smell the stench of a flop-sweat war.

None so blind who will not see..!

and another thing..

Never invade a country until at least 50% of the soldiers can speak the language :)
(That ought to prevent a lot of wars)

carry on :)

[jgraz]

1. Shoot -- Chimpy couldn't invade anybody

You're ruining all his fun!

[spanone]

9. Well he already attacked Africanistan.

[SoCalDem]

11. No wonder.. He did say that Africa was a big country

:)

[icymist]

2. You're dreaming!

Anyone who can speak the language will quickly be discharged for being gay!

[kimmerspixelated]

3. Clever post!

[SoCalDem]

7. Why..thank-ee :)

:loveya:

[Debi]

4. Thank you from an Italian....*shicker* n/t

[yy4me]

5. You beat me to it! For years I have been gritting my teeth

over the "Eye-talian" that I hear everywhere. Glad someone brought this to the attention of the readers. Now if the news-folks will pay attention.....They are the worst abusers of the "eye" word.

[northofdenali]

6. K&R'd, SCD -

Girlfriend, you are too much :rofl:

[geek tragedy]

8. That leaves, well, Canada. eom

[TroglodyteScholar]

10. self-delete

[Left Is Write]

12. I can't think of who at the moment, but I recently heard someone I previously respected

say "Eye-RACK" on television. Such pronunciation immediately plummeted the esteem level I had for her.

It was so traumatizing, I've forgotten who it was!