Quick! Thursday's sprung a leak! Get a tourniquet! . . . And please CAPTION!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Yesterday I spoke a lengthy time about an example of the importance of winning gains we and the Iraqis have made like up at the city of Tal Afar, which is also in Iraq. Once upon a time it was an al Qaeda control building massed in a city or large town in the North of the country, but successful gains of winnings of troops have seen us come to quits with terrorists who ran like snakes out of the city with their tails between their legs. Their's was the losing. Not us. Who says we're not successfully winning gains? Sometimes when 'Stay the course' means doing the same thing all over again, our cup's not half empty. Not any more. Like 'a stitch in time' or 'penny wise.' Understand?"

[madokie]

1. unnerstood

[ThatsMyBarack]

8. * will fall down drunk....

...lookin' for his buddy Jack Daniels in the audience....

[Ganja Ninja]

2. "Mr. President! Mr. President! Pick me I'm on your payroll."

[LiberalFighter]

3. Could you repeat that?

[Double T]

4. NOPE! Don't understand YOUR trying to make the situation in Iraq......

...nice. Nothing has been gained, ALMOST EVERYTHING has been lost!!

[Az]

5. George is oblivious to the reporters as he happily pets his invisible hamster

[skip fox]

6. W. is saying: "I don't accept your premise. _Winning_'s not _losing_, and since

I said we're winning how could that possibily mean we're losing? They are two different words altogether. And they mean different things. That's why they have two different words for them. It only makes sense. What is it? Either you can't hear or you can't think. . . . Geez."

[ashling]

7. must have been them ginetically modified snakes

they ran like snakes out of the city with their tail between their legs
:shrug: