My Christmas present for trolling Freepers

[LuckyTheDog]

OK, I ADMIT IT!

The ONLY possible motivation for opposing Bush's Iraq policy -- in fact, for any position other than backing the policy without reservation in all aspects -- is a deep-seated hatred for America and a desire to see the United States ruled by Muslim jihadists.

Yep, it's true. George W. Bush has made the right decisions 100% of the time. NOTHING about the justifications for the war, the planning for it or its execution to date could ever possibly be honestly criticized by any patriotic, well-intentioned person.

The only possible reason for any criticism at all is the advancement of a sinister anti-American agenda.

Feel better now, GOPers? I have told you what you want to hear.

[BOSSHOG]

1. Yes and lets do away with that pesky constitution

and replace it with the bible. Also, let us return to the good old days of slavery and lynchings. Anything to make "christian conservatives" happy.

[LuckyTheDog]

2. Hey, why not?

I mean, afterall, the Bible is the foundation for all of our laws, right? All of our Founding Fathers were all fundamentalist Christians, weren't they?

[The Deacon]

3. I Think We Need To Do Something About That Damned

Magna Carta as well - who's commie-symp idea was it to either charge people or let them go, anyway?

[tinfoil tiaras]

4. and, freepers. i've announced a conversion

I've seen the light, or in your terminology, I have been "Hannitized"--oh, I forgot y'all hate him after what he said about you guys eating your own. Oh well. :) Hope you two have patched things up. rEpUbLiCaNhOtTiE finds it hard to choose between her 2nD fAvE mAyUnn and her fAvE wEbSiTe.

Anyways, kudos to rEpUbLiCaNhOtTiE, who brought me out of my liberal darkness. I now will parrot the RW talking points that you hold dear and will now listen to Rush and Sean to confirm my conversion. Thank you, Free Republic, for ending the dark chapter of my life called liberalism.







:sarcasm: :evilgrin:

[cssmall]

5. In the new year, I resolve

That I wish to be a better liberal. I find my hatred for America and its citizens is not nearly high enough and that I need to find ways to show that I support the Muslim jihadist agenda like the OP.

I've been so mean to those who just try to live their lives in this country and just try be happy citizens by stepping on the backs of the bruised. I mean those CEOs deserve to be paid 167 times (or whatever it is) higher than their lowest employees. They make really, really hard decisions on whether to outsource to Vietnam or Thailand to save their company the most money.

Oh, you know me too, I don't support those troops in Iraq because I'm such a rampant liberal anti-American pinko. Even though most of my advice on the subject has been given to me by current and former soldiers that feel like we're wasting time, money and troops every time we deploy because we're not effectively using them at all. Who'd thunk that? Way to go flexible fighting force!

With all love and regards!

[lisby]

6. I think you all still have your heads up your butts

..but I still say that I will disavow my positions when shown proper medical evidence from the colonoscopy.





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Lisby

[valerief]

7. And in keeping with this spirit, all abortions are to be banned, women

must tease their hair and get breast implants (because Christian women must look attractive for their menfolk), every front yard must have a garden gnome, and gaydom must be outlawed.

:sarcasm: