a conversation with the surgin' general

[Tuesday_Morning]

by dr limerick

A CONVERSATION WITH THE SURGIN' GENERAL

DATELINE: BAGHDAD, Spring 2007

Supply Sergeant: Who are these men, sir?

General: It's the Surge, Sarge.

Sergeant: Sorry, sir?

General: The Surge. It's urgent, Sergeant. The insurgents are resurgent. George says, "Splurge on the Surge."

Sergeant: A Surge of what, sir?

General: Soldiers, Sarge. George swore to be the scourge of these shores. Said George, "Surgers! Search the source, search the sewage. Purge the emergent insurgents. The stores of nucular swords will emerge. I'm sure. We won't be discouraged. Search for germs. Search the Kurds, search the birds, search the herds of horses, search the stores of spores."

Sergeant: Search the hordes of hearses, sir?

General: Them, too.

I urge

you to continue to splurge

at:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/12/20/181040/74

[pinto]

1. That's good, and right on point.

[teryang]

2. Makes more sense than the public dialogue

Thanks for the laugh!