Rocknrule
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:31 PM
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Lets be Dave Letterman and create some "Top 10" lists for Bush |
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starting with "Top 10 things Bush would NEVER say" I'll start 1. "No thanks, I've had enough to drink"
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BlacknBlue in Red NC
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:32 PM
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1. 2. No, Kanye, I certainly do care about black people--tell them, Condi. |
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:33 PM
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2. 3. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Rice |
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Oh wait, he probably would say that
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:33 PM
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3. Here, poor person, is some of my personal money to help you out. |
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:34 PM
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4. I wish I knew how to quit you, Big Oil |
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:34 PM
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5. "Iraq and 9/11 had nothing to do with each other" |
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:40 PM
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6. 1. I was wrong to invade Iraq. |
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:42 PM
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7. one:: This is my brain on turdblossom and one more:: |
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this is my codpiece on emission accomplished
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:45 PM
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8. I am easily the worst president ever. |
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:48 PM
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and if you don't like it, I'll send you to Gitmo :eyes:
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Wed Feb-01-06 02:56 PM
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10. Allow me to give you the best one |
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Nuclear (said correctly).
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Rocknrule
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Wed Feb-01-06 04:15 PM
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11. Ok new one: Top 10 things ANY Republican would never say |
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Wed Feb-01-06 04:27 PM
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14. Alright then, here they are |
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1. "Why can't we all just get along?" 2. "My God doesn't hate" 3. "I respect people of all races, religions, and sexual orientations" 4. "Violence is never the solution" 5. "MLK is my hero" 6. "God loves gay people" 7. "Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11" 8. "I don't own an SUV, it's bad for the economy" 9. "The South lost, get over it!" 10. "So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause"
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Wed Feb-01-06 04:17 PM
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12. just for kicks- here is a list of Letterman's Top Tens about Bush |
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Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 04:17 PM by Beaverhausen
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Wed Feb-01-06 04:17 PM
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13. "I am sorry" "I stole both elections" "I can't do anything right" |
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Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 04:18 PM by robbedvoter
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