George Is Too Stupid for a Gift-Wrapping Job ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

Imagine if he had to get real work! Here he proves he's too stupid for the simplest job in retail.










President Bush, left, helps volunteers wrap presents for families of soldiers
wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan, Friday, Dec. 22, 2006 at Walter Reed Army
Medical Center in Washington. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/061222/480/3fe5ca9d89f04f3f990bde6f26f268c3

[originalpckelly]

1. Well of course, I doubt if he's ever wrapped presents in his whole life...

either had them wrapped at the store or made Laura do it.

[rug]

2. I'd laugh but I suck at wrapping presents too.

[CatholicEdHead]

5. Same here, I can't wrap good enough to save my life

[tammywammy]

15. My dad can't really wrap gifts either

I get most presents in bags now from him. His wrapping was just pathetic.

Myself, on the otherhand, am an excellent gift wrapper. :)

[Stephanie]

3. Notice the sign that says Wrapping Station -

that was clearly made by Scott Sforza, not the girl scouts. That is a WH prop. Disgusting.

[babylonsister]

4. That last picture of both of them; they look old and miserable. As

they should and have richly deserved.

[Z_I_Peevey]

6. Damn, he looks rough.

Looks like he trying to regain some swagger and failing.

[Clark2008]

7. Why does Laura always look like she's using lemons for gumdrops

lately?

I can't stand her way of life and her creepy husband, but she's not an unattractive lady. Why does she always look like crap?

[Kahuna]

10. Laura is a naturally pretty woman. But when I look at her all I see is..

menopause. Ew.

[Clark2008]

12. With all their taxpayer-paid health care, she can't get help for that?

I know plenty of women who have gone through menopause and didn't look like a skunk got up their noses.

:crazy:

[blondeatlast]

18. Too dark of hair, too dark of lipstick,

Xanax (hey, I'd need it too), and George.

What she could really use is a visit from the Fab 5.

[Hekate]

23. "Her way of life and her creepy husband" are probably the cause

She can't be happy about that.

As for Dubya, I hope he's miserable every hour of the day and night because of the ruination he has caused. He's unrelenting in carrying out his original programs (look who he appointed to head up the government agencies on women's health and family planning), but it's got to be getting through to him that nearly everyone despises him.

Hekate

[jgraz]

8. She looks like she's trying to keep from puking

Wouldn't you if you had to stand that close to Chimpy?

[Kahuna]

9. It's hard werk..

:hangover:

[Straight Shooter]

11. Do the kids look happy to be near him? Nooooo.

If this were Bill Clinton, the kids would be hugging him, laughing, and he'd be making a game of not being able to wrap a gift. He'd be laughing right along with the kids.

bush is a social misfit.

[renate]

22. I think you're exactly right!

Bingo!

When people with good self-esteem screw up, they can laugh at themselves. I really can't imagine W laughing at himself under any circumstances at all. The refusal to admit a mistake even at the cost of people's lives is proof of that--that, and his statement years ago that he couldn't think of any mistakes he'd made during his administration.

[tinfoil tiaras]

13. I said this in the other thread, but

those Brownies are doing a heckuva job! :)

[me b zola]

14. Hey boosh*, I know what gift you can give to all of the forward deployed...

....BRING THEM ALL HOME NOW

for a stocking stuffer you can fully fund the VA and make sure that every vet has full access to full medical care.

[Jimmy52]

19. The girl in the fourth picture

The girl in the fourth picture looks like she is thinking, "I can't believe this guys was elected President twice..."

[me b zola]

21. Aw, the intuitive nature of children!

That girl would be correct, the idiot chimp has never been elected as POTUS.

Welcome to DU, Jimmy52! :toast:

[WinkyDink]

16. I can't wrap gifts well, either! NOT a sign of psychopathy (I hope!)!

But then, I'm left-handed.

And Laura? Ditch the brown. Trust me: it's for blondes.

[blondeatlast]

17. Not even close to the simplest job in retail--Georgie sucks because he's Georgie.

I had to man the booth at the high-end department store I did my time in amny years ago--that is one difficult job during the hiolidays. One of the wrappers was in an accident and I was available, so I helped out.

Damn. Damnedy damn--that was quite possibly the worst temporary gig I ever had.

Always lines of impatient customers, never enough hands.

[Graybeard]

20. Is Pickles dressed to play "Hans Brinker"?...

"...and The Silver Skates"? Maybe the wooden shoes
are too tight.

[Hekate]

24. Possibly. Usually she looks like she's wearing a Mao suit. I've given up trying not to be catty...

... about that woman's taste in clothes. I understand the pants suits -- I don't understand the always bad fit and unfortunate colors in a woman of her means and station in life.

Perhaps this is a sign of depression? :shrug:

Hekate

[theHandpuppet]

25. It looks as if George sews Laura's clothes, too!

Good God Almighty, where does she find those abominations? All those plate-sized buttons make her look like a used-up target dummy. And look! George has a fuzzy mold creeping up his pants!