Smoke a Saturday and Stroke a Sunday, but first please . . . CAPTION!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Well, I'm going with the idea of more troops. Maybe 40,000. Best reason in the world. Because 'Double Down' will sound so darned sexy in the headlines. . . Like Texas."

Get yer jingle on, DU. Merry Christmas AND Season's Greetings. (Why not everything?)
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[Virginia Dare]

1. Do these glasses make me look edumacated?...n/t

[Lusted4]

2. Nope Mr President, they are still beedy. nt

[billybob537]

3. nope

still creepy

[jgraz]

4. I wonder if Gannon'll think the glasses are hot?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. I been told that glasses

will make people think I'm smart. That's 'cause they don't see the little microphone in the ear thingies.

[madokie]

6. if thats not a photo shop you would think the stupid bastard would get glasses that fit his

butt ugly fucking face, wouldn't ya

[MilesColtrane]

7. Sure hope Turdblossom's right about these specs helpin' my legacy.

[gulliver]

8. Parallel Dubya!

George W. Bush, son of president Bush abjured the family's political tradition and instead went on to study lepidoptery at Stanford. He published many influential scientific articles, including an article in Nature illuminating gene hopping in the cabbage white and mourning cloak butterflies. Bush is a leader in decrying global warming, documenting year-to-year deviations in monarch migratory patterns and population decline.

"I'm a butterfly scientist," said Bush in an interview conducted by Time Magazine of under-achieving scions of powerful families. "My wife, our twin girls, and my son make a decent living on our farm in Connecticut. We live simple lives and contribute to the good of the planet. Could I have been president? Maybe. But I just don't think it's something I'm cut out for. That's like something out of a parallel universe. Now watch me net this moth!"

[skip fox]

11. Like something out of a parallel universe, indeed!

Lovely, gulliver.

:)

[rock]

9. Now that I have some good glasses,

I can ignore them too!

[frylock]

10. hey everbody, lookit me. i'm henry kisshinger..

heh-heh.