A Swarm of Santas! Oceans of Good Cheer! A Wealth of Wreaths! And all for a . . . CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Karl, how 'bout if I rap it out at my next press conference? Listen to this:

'We need to double down
for security.
More boots on the ground
for Iraqis.
Yo, yo, yo!'

That's all I got so far. What do you think, Karl, am I a fly, or what?"

[flordehinojos]

1. what a pathetic little ass !!!!!!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. Check out his special edition . . .

. . . . Members Only jacket. Oooooooooooh. He's a SPECIAL little man!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. "You don't get ta be Preznit Jebby .... so there":D

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Yep, I got me a golden parachute jacket

for my Golden Parachute ranch down in Paraguay that I'm gettin' ready--you know, just in case...

[skip fox]

5. "Karl, I think it's like you said all along. It's a matter of PR, not reality.

So I've been brainstorming . . . What? . . . No. . . . there was no drizzle, why? . . . Well, anyway, I've come up with a couple new ad-like ideas that will be sure to get the public back behind us. . . . Listen to this one: 'Get Yer Iraq On: Join the Army.' . . . Or this one: 'You Deserve Iraq Today.' . . . Or how about this: 'If you can eat it here, you can eat it anywhere.' . . . Heh, heh, . . . Well, that last one's for MacDonalds, but I think that they're all winners. . . What do you think? . . . Oh yeah, I almost forgot: 'Set Down Your Big Mac For Iraq.' . . . Great, huh? . . . We'll be back in the saddle in no time."