Caption *

[Kadie]

President George W. Bush makes Christmas Eve telephone calls to members of the Armed Forces at Camp David, Sunday, Dec. 24, 2006. White House photo by Eric Draper

[Kurovski]

1. "So ah, Jeffy...whatcha wearin'?"

[onecent]

29. LOL...I just got the biggest laugh from your answer.....LOL

[Kurovski]

30. Now you're as jolly as Santa.

Or the Red-Pantsed-Holiday-Giveaway-Man...whichever you may prefer.:hi:

[Kurovski]

2. "Did 'ja get the plastic turkey I sent 'ya soldier?"

[Vanje]

3. not a caption , but....

george w is looking a little puffy

[solara]

13. Yep, yep he looks puffy and his nose looks rather red..

could it be that * is sprouting gin blossoms? His eyes look defocused as well. I think he may be having a bit of Christmas cheer as he poses with the phone.

Caption: "Is yer refrigerator running? well you better catch it...heh heh heh"

[Kurovski]

31. Yep, maybe he's werkin' hard on the Rudolph look.

Just in time for the holidays.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. Huh? Can't hear ya! Speak up, dammnit!

[helderheid]

12. LMAO!!!

[Vanje]

17. Whoa!!! Is that reciever upside-down?

Isnt the cord atached to the mouth-part, not the ear-part?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

18. You're right!

This is a photo op, and he's not really talking to anyone--and he can't hold the phone correctly!

[Vanje]

19. Doh!

I'll be a photo-shopped plastic turkey.
The original posters photo shows that Bush's handlers did an adequate job of getting him to hold the reciever correctly for his cheap photo op.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. okay, you caught me

I did it.

[Vanje]

25. Well done!

tip-o-the hat

[Blue_In_AK]

34. PhotoShop is a wonderful thing. ROFL.

[badgerpup]

5. dear gods, is that BLOOD on his lips and two front teeth? n/t

:wow::scared:

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. Ew!

They do have that nice blood red tinge.

Looks like they missed with the lipstick.

[Lisa]

33. either that, or they interrupted him in the middle of a meal!

I don't want to know what (or whom) he's been devouring, but I bet it was edited from that fancy holiday menu they published on the WH website.

[Ezlivin]

6. I AM calling on my cellphone. Do you think I'm THAT stupid?

Let me unplug the curly attenna and prove it....

[ProgressiveFool]

7. "... and I got a choo choo set, and I got a new bicycle, and I got a..."

nt

[pwb]

8. Laura and i are laughing and smiling and having a great Christmas

hey guys how is that war going that i started? i could have fought in nam but was too scared. anyway only three troops a day are dying so it can't be that bad. right? :sarcasm:

[SoCalDem]

9. Hey give him credit.

He's wearing the "formal" DARK blue checkered man-of-the-people shirt.. and it's not even rolled up to look like he's been "werkinhard"

[Earth_First]

10. Fuck him! n/t

[DoYouEverWonder]

14. Why does he look like

he's having phone sex in that picture?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. "Ya mean EVERYBODY ain't gotta rich Poppy to keep him outta warz?"

:grr:

[jeff30997]

16. "Yeah,were gonna beat that 9-11 score!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. "Heh, heh, I'm here in a nice cozy retreat and you're gettin' yer ass shot at"

'cuz I'm the decider"

[NMMNG]

21. "Ah done tole ya there was gonna be sacrifices tah make.

Ah'm sacrificin' a good bottle of brandy and y'all are sacrificing your health and maybe your lives. All in all ah think it's a fair deal. "

[Kurovski]

22. "Dee-da-dee!"

[Jack Rabbit]

23. Did anyone hang up on the bastard?

[Kurovski]

26. We'll never know.

[Kurovski]

27. Was there really anyone at the other end of the line?

[Warren DeMontague]

28. "Do you have prince albert in a can?"

Huh Huh Huh huhhuhhuhhuh. Huh.

[Spirochete]

32. That's my skull! I'm SO wasted!! n/t