Let's keep the "X" in Xmas! Merry Seasons' Greetings! Etc. Now please . . . CAPTION!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying, "Listen, Karl, I think Fox has a good deal with the War of Christmas angle. We could milk it like the devil and turn my poll numbers around overnight. . . . I say we make another branch of Homeland Security which can ckeck all the malls and courtyards to make sure they're not helping the enemy by taking down displays too soon. Then we can turn mariajuana fields into Christmas tree farms and make Christmas twenty-seven weeks long. . . . And I'll bet our special forces guys could find that Grinch and smoke him out of his hole before he gets squat! . . . What do you say? . . . It's not crazy like my other plans, right? . . . Right? . . . Karl, . . . are you still there?"


Merry Christmas, DU! :hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "Yeah, that's right Dick...I outsourced Old Santa with Fast Track!"

Edit..."I smell the stench of the Unitary Grinch!"

[sam sarrha]

5. yes.. i have seen the ginGrinch lurking around lately

[a la izquierda]

2. Dear Santa...

all I really want for Christmas is not to be impeached. Oh yeah, and an end to this mess I created. Thanks.

[sam sarrha]

3. are those reading glasses..??!! there 'Isnt' an Unstaged Photo of Dubya..!!

he is totally fake and staged.. unless he is mumbling and fumbling like crook cought in the spot light..that is the real *

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. "but it's COMFORTING to use mommy's glasses!"

[sam sarrha]

6. yes.. it really looks like those are not his.. doubt he reads at all

[Kurovski]

8. He's the only person I've ever seen who actually looks dumber in glasses.

Even cartoon character Homer Simpson looks more intelligent when specs are drawn on to him.

[sam sarrha]

13. could just be because he gets dumber every day.. every time you see him he is dumber

[Hav]

15. .

Judging from the way his skin looks under the glasses, they appear to be quite strong.
If that's the case, he either has really bad eyes, or it's just staged.

[Kurovski]

7. "So then, ya DON'T think it'd help if I deliver the State of the Union as Maude Frickert?"

[flordehinojos]

9. Poppy's "Thousand Points of LIght" equals ...

Junior?!



:puke:

[rock]

10. Notice, once again

bush* ignores that which would help him see better. (Glasses, ISG, advice from generals, voice of the people, etc.)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. "Uh oh, Laura found Jimmy-Jeff in the dumbwaiter, gotta go Karl"

:evilgrin:

[oldtime dfl_er]

12. Merry Christmas Condi my love

"Pickles is out of the room for a second and I just had to call! oops she's coming back durn it!"


http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/2273086

[peekaloo]

14. Huh? Is mah refrigerator running? I think so. Should I go check? Hold on.

[notadmblnd]

16. I don't now if it's just me but he looks like he has too much lipstick on this A.M.

nt