"War on Christmas," Mission accomplished.

[Cyrano]

Yesterday was a wonderful Christmas for most sane Christians in the world who have never heard of, or declared, a "War on Christmas."

It was a lousy day for O'Reilly, Robertson, Dobson, and other nut cases who demanded that "Real" Christians take to the streets to vanquish us and our "War Against Christmas." Our field agents have reported in with updates.

O'Reilly was looking forward to many public lynchings of all "anti-Christmas" warriors. After his fourth bourbon, he fell into his Christmas tree and is insisting that Al Franken snuck his house and shoved him from behind.

Dobson spent the day praying for locusts to descend upon us. It turned out that his Christmas pumpkin pie was filled with maggots and at last report, he's still in the emergency room.

Robertson is presently in a funk speaking to God and demanding to know why our type wasn't smitten with fire and brimstone. It seems that a spark from his Yule log caused a fire and he's still trying to identify the deeds to his African diamond mines.

Perhaps God doesn't work in such mysterious ways after all.

Time to start planning for our "War on Easter."

[BOSSHOG]

1. Irony

When "christians" aren't hating they are fabricating shit so they can call each other martyrs and that's exactly what the "war on Christmas" was all about. So now they can lick their wounds knowing that they lost the war, ergo another reason to call each other martyrs. Is there anything in the world "christians" and "conservatives" won't whine about?

[eallen]

2. Yesterday also was a fine Christmas for many atheists....

It riles the wingnuts no end that most atheists in the west celebrate Christmas just fine, with nary a religious sentiment included.

:hippie:

[Cyrano]

3. As a devout agnostic, I have to agree with you. It was a great day.

Hopefully, someday the wingnuts who are filled with hatred will learn to enjoy it and stop making believe they're "victims" of "secular humanists."