Beware when Bush goes to his ranch to "think"...

[kentuck]

He did that before the Iraq invasion, if my memory serves me correctly? He's a dangerous man when left alone. He conspires and connives for evil. He is up to no good. He may be the President of the United States but he is a snake in the grass. He is never to be trusted.

[Eurobabe]

1. And planes fly into buildings, and levees break....

he is a portent to disaster!!

[Stephanie]

8. he was there when the tsunami hit

and he couldn't be bothered to make a statement or offer aid for days

[Eurobabe]

10. that's RIGHT! While 41 & 42 were flying overseas ASAP.

That *, he causes calamities while he is in Crawford.

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. But he was sure quick

to make a statement about Jerry Ford last night.

Yet, when the Shuttle Columbia crashed, NASA had to delay their 1st press conference in order to wait for him to get his act together to make a simple statement to the press.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. to be honest, I don't know which is worse.

His presence in the White House, being a pig-headed, barely sentient, arrogant, petulant, power hungry jerk,
or
his presence in Crawford, Texas, being a pig-headed, barely sentient, arrogant, petulant, power hungry jerk.

not much of a choice, is it?

[Benhurst]

7. When he's at the White House, he seems to moderate his closet

drinking fairly well.

When he is at the "ranch," he is under no constraints.

Consequently I think he is more dangerous when he is playing cowboy at the pig farm.

[madeline_con]

18. "...playing cowboy at the pig farm."

Wouldn't that make him a "pigboy"? :rofl:

[Benhurst]

21. Since he actully doesn't do any of the work, I guess

he would be considered a "rhinestone pigboy." :rofl:

[npincus]

3. "surge"= Chimp wants to go down fighting with YOUR child

doing the fighting. And dying. His kids are havng a blast, wherever they are-- Argentina? Timbuktu?

[originalpckelly]

4. I guess that explains why he always comes back with a bunch of bullshit.

:rofl:

[Arkansas Granny]

5. I'm glad to see that you put the word "think" in parentheses.

It's almost impossible to describe his brain activity as actual thought.

[Hoosier Dem]

6. He didn't go there to "think"...

He went there to play with the new Nintendo Wii his folks got him for Christmas!!! While Junior plays "Virtual Soldier", Poppy will try to figure out how to bail him out of this new mess.

(Guess this might be a lot harder than covering up some pesky cocaine arrests)

[elehhhhna]

16. Well, to be fair, what he does there rhymes with "think", anyway.

[SpiralHawk]

9. The Imperial Pig Farm Upon Crawford - Commander AWOL's Private Palace

[Marr]

11. He goes there to drink, not think.

That's what I think, anyway.

[Avalux]

12. I agree with that -

he's probably into a full-on drunk right now; ranting and screaming and throwing stuff. Laura locks herself in her wing and stays away from him.

[Javaman]

14. A little birdy told me, that's just exactly what he does.

This little birdy works in one of the alphabit agencies.

[Stephanie]

19. I believe you

I keep hearing it's an open secret in Washington. I hate Washington. The Kool Kids will sell their country out for a party invitation.

[calimary]

22. Do tell!

Not that I doubt it for a second. I don't.

[spanone]

15. I remember how he rushed back to DC for the Mary Schiavo BS. He does have his priorities.

[madeline_con]

17. He's never left alone.

They're afraid he'll f*ck something up really bad. :think:

[Neshanic]

20. Someone should add two dummy TV remotes on his coffee table. Hilarity ensues.