Activist judge cancels Christmas

[The Count]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43438
WASHINGTON, DC—In a sudden and unexpected blow to the Americans working to protect the holiday, liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday.
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"They've been chipping away at Christmas rights for decades," Fox News personality John Gibson said. "Even before this ruling, you couldn't hear a Christmas song on the radio or in a department store. I hate to say it, America, but I told you so."
Enlarge Image Activist Judge Cancels Christmas

Judge Stephen Reinhardt of the U.S. 9th Circuit of Appeals issues his ruling.

Gibson then went into hiding, vowing to be a vital part of the Christmas resistance that would eventually triumph and bring Christmas back to the United States and its retail stores.

[Skidmore]

1. Ah, Jeez, take Christmas back to the churches and homes

where it belongs. It doesn't belong in the public square or in the shopping mall.

[The Count]

2. You did notice the source, I hope....

[Skidmore]

4. Nope, Ididn't.

Thanks for pointing it out.

[ck4829]

3. If only Gibson would go into hiding for real

One can dream, can't they?

[Deep13]

5. "Ted Kennedy, a Jew..."

:rofl: