President's remarks on death of Saddam.

[Philosoraptor]

Good afternoon. Today the evil tyrant and dictator Saddam Hussein, the man who attacked us on nine eleven, has found justice at the hands of the newly liberated Iraqi people. Never again will he amass weapons of mass destruction and gas his own people, or attack America. Justice has been done, the Iraqi people are free of this wicked man, and are free to go to school again, and walk the streets in safety.

And now I will take a couple of quick questions, Stretch...

Mr. president...--

---by the way Stretch, great suit yer wearin' today, perfect for a hangin', eh eh eh eh..

Thank you sir, Mr. president, for many years your father was criticized for not 'finishing the job' and getting Saddam way back during the first gulf war, do you feel that the job is finished, now that Saddam has been hanged?

In a word, yes I did finish the job. Take that dad! Eh eh eh eh eh, uhhh, over there in the green,

Mr. president, many have suggested televising the execution, do you agree?

Hell yeah, eh eh eh eh, I've seen it already, watched it live at the ranch in Crawdad, and I can confirm that not only is he really dead, he's really most sincerely dead,...uh, yes, Helen, haven't seen you in a while.

Mr. president, Saddam may be dead now, but Iraq is still racked in violence, and there are promises of reprisals and revenge attacks, are we or Iraq any safer at all?

Listen, thank you all for coming, and Happy New Year.

[HughBeaumont]

1. Saddam was a bastard, but he was OUR bastard.

The Cabal who was responsible for him gets the Chuck Wagon.
Hussein gets the rope.

Mess with the BFEE, you get the horns.

[badgerpup]

2. "Now that Saddam Hussein is dead and no longer a threat...

...what is the status on the hunt for Osama Bin Laden?
Mr. President?"

Commentator voice over: "The President has left the podium and is walking away."