Oh the things from freepers mouths...this is FUNNY...I'm "series"...

[rateyes]

So I'm online in a local forum and this poster who calls herself uneed comes online to talk about Bush's SOTU address, and makes the following comment: (Just as it is, except the ALL CAPS part is my emphasis): uneed says:


"I am not trying to rain on your parade here, but if there is one thing I have learned and it doesn't take three strikes and you're out for me to see it;

This President, last night offered ;the Olive Branch to the Left in the Capitol for the "second" time. And God ,how it panged them for him to make such a NOBLE JESTER;..."


OMG...Noble JESTER.......That's my new nickname for Bush----the "Noble Jester!"

Watch this gesture:

:rofl:

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

1. Bwaahahahahahaha

You just can't make that sh*t up.:rofl:

[rateyes]

4. I'm still laughing....

you've got to read some of this stuff from her....she is a Bushbot, no doubt about it.

[The Doctor.]

75. So did you let her have it?

And I would love if you PM'd me a link!

[rateyes]

84. No, I didn't....

She is over the top emotionally, and 1. Didn't want to have to deal with her response to me, and 2. Didn't want to be "mean." That's why I posted here instead of nailing her there, so she wouldn't see it.. Some of her other posts lead me to believe she has some real "emotional" issues.

[Jawja]

78. ROFLMAO!!

:rofl:

[Maven]

2. Self-delete.

[rateyes]

5. Yeah, how it "PANGED" them....

ROFLMAO!

[ClusterFreak]

3. I think we need to start a forum dedicated solely to freeper-speak....

Call it something like "Freepers Say The Darndest Things"...or whatever...

Great post, great catch!

[rateyes]

7. TY....that would have to go into the research forum so that

we all could edit it....that would be great.

[Mr_Spock]

6. That's so typical of the illiterate morons who vote for Bush

Makes me sick to my stomach.

Dems = smart party

Repukes = moron party

[Scout1071]

39. Shouldn't that be:

Repukes = moran party?

:shrug:

[Mr_Spock]

40. Oooops.

Yeah, illiterate moran party.

[wryter2000]

8. That noble jester was pangful

It really panged them.

[rateyes]

9. God, I love DU! rofl.....nt

[Beaverhausen]

11. I got yer noble jester right here

[rateyes]

17. LOVE the pic....

The Noble Jester! Or rather The IGNOBLE Jester!

[Pharaoh]

86. NOBLE NUMBNUTS!

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. "Panged" ?

:rofl: Pinhead** is a "JESTER" as in Court Jester. Gawd! I think I am going to be :puke:

[rateyes]

13. I don't know the definition of "panging," but I don't

like the sound of it.

[SeaBob]

20. Pang

a pang is something that i get in my stomach when I am hungry. Really staring people get Hunger pangs to the extreme. Now you know what a pang is

[rateyes]

32. I know what a "pang" is....

I don't know what "panging" is.

[SammyWinstonJack]

46. Really!

:spank:

[rateyes]

47. Ouch!

Spank me again! :-P

[MaggieSwanson]

12. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Geo55]

14. That's right you traitors

My KING made a Noble Jester !

[rateyes]

18. Who cares what you think...

oh, hell, I'm sorry. I'll make a noble jester and apologize!

It "panged" me to have to do it, though!

[helderheid]

15. LMAO! I love it! The noble jester --- perfect!!

[linazelle]

24. LOL you can't make this stuff up. nt

[jsamuel]

16. LMAO!

:rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

19. Is Roger Miller in the house?

"Pang me, pang me, they outta take a rope and hang me ..."

[rateyes]

23. rofl....nt

[FreedomAngel82]

21. Oh brother

[The Backlash Cometh]

22. Did you tell him Rove's philosophy on olive branches?

Picture him with an olive branch firmly in his hand and raised above his head while he's shouting, "Tell them they'll do it our way, or we'll fuck them up like they've never been fucked up before!"

[rateyes]

25. No....

should have though, but it wouldn't have been a noble jester.

[benburch]

26. This is the result of underfunding public education. nt

[rateyes]

28. Can freepers learn? nt

[Catrina]

53. Mmm ~ 'is our freepers learning?'

No, the 'education president' is keeping them too busy 'putting food on their families'~

But's he's really good at 'catapulting the propaganda. 'Uneed' is a perfect example of how successful he's been at that!

:rofl:

[rateyes]

60. "Then you wake up at the high school level...

and find out that the illiteracy level of our "freepers" are apalling."

:rofl:

[dogday]

27. An olive branch? It felt more like a red hot poker sticking

straight up my ass..... But he is a Noble Jester lol....

[rateyes]

30. Maybe it should be "Ignoble Jester"...

now that I think about it...But, Noble Jester works for me..

[pacalo]

29. Oh, that's hilarious!

[DS1]

31. I hereby nominate PANGED as the new PWNED

:D

Anyone to second it?

[rateyes]

34. Second.

It panged me to have to do it.

[Geo55]

35. Nah , that would be just MORANIC n/t

[EvolveOrConvolve]

33. That's hilarious and sad at the same time

On the one hand, this Bushbot shows the level of intellect it takes to be a Bush voter. On the other hand, there is absolutely NO reason for a grown person to have writing skills this poor. It reflects badly on our society that many Americans are so obviously ill-prepared for the real world.

My third grade son is light years beyond this moron in his writing skills.

[rateyes]

36. I'm telling you....

some of the things these folk say!

[Jeanette in FL]

37. Not only series, it is hugh111!!!!1111!!!!

My Lord, what an up hill battle.

[upi402]

38. And *these* people get their votes counted???

:rofl:
??

The Noble Jester is a moran!

[0007]

41. Read these freeper comments

http://newsbusters.org/node/3830

[rateyes]

48. This from the link you provided:

"They then stated how badly his numbers were--

I couldn't stand it. Let me know when Kaine is on."
----------------
Rateyes: I hope I have "goodlier" numbers than Dubya! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Geo55]

42. They are under every rock folks ,

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x300259

[LiberalAndProud]

45. The Noble Jester and the Spocksmen. All in 1 night.

This is rich.

[rateyes]

50. OMG....wonder if it's the same freeper!

"My" poster was from a board in Macon, GA. The one you referenced also used "jester"==="spocksmen,peice, sempithy, cazy"....God.

[electropop]

57. If this is a paid troll posting in local fora all over the country,

KKKarl is getting ripped off. At least Gannon/Guckert/Gump can spell.

[Geo55]

70. "jester"==="

soon to be replaced by the little used , but up and coming "justur"
......and now onto more series things.

[rateyes]

72. Thanks for that...just reading that thread

kept me in stitches!

[Deb]

43. I sooo needed that laugh

and still love the unexpected "series" and "hughs here. Noble Jester..... hahahahahaha :rofl: Thanks for sharing!!

[LiberalAndProud]

44. Uncle! Tears are streaming ...

Thanks guys. I did need that laugh!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[rateyes]

51. Hey, one more vote...and it's up

for another couple of days.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

49. LMFAO!!!!! I Have a feeling that will become a DU Cliche In No Time!

:rofl:

That one's a classic!

[lonestarnot]

52. tee hehehehehehe

Here's your 5.

[rateyes]

55. Thanks....

I needed that laugh, and had to share it...I soooo much wanted to nail her on the other board, but didn't want to push her over the edge.

What's scary is this freeper claims to be a NURSE! Wish I knew where, so I could avoid the place.

[lonestarnot]

64. now that IS creepy!

[graywarrior]

54. LOVE it!!! Oh, that's as good as

Even better

[rateyes]

56. Hey graywarrior..

I've been away for a while. I need to go spend some more time in the lounge. Good to see you.

[graywarrior]

58. Rateyes!!!! My favorite Du'r. Missed ya.

Where ya been?

[rateyes]

62. I am humbled in your mighty presence, graywarrior,

too many things to do, too little time to do them...plus I've been harassing freepers on that local board.

Had to share this. It was priceless. Hope you are well.

[graywarrior]

65. I'm better than well. Things are good these days.

This is a fun thread so far.

Keep those freepers gritting their teeth.

[rateyes]

76. Hey, go up to #42 on this thread and read through

the link posted there. ROFLMAO. I've never read ANYTHING so funny.

Glad you're doing great! Same here.

[graywarrior]

79. I was following that earlier and posted a few times.

Yep, that was a satisfying read.

[RB TexLa]

59. nevermind

[rateyes]

63. OK.

[RB TexLa]

66. I didn't realize that they were making fun of the series and hugh thing nt

[rateyes]

69. OK. No problem. nt

[democrank]

61. Panged by the Noble Jester

Olive branch and President Bush in the same sentence. Alrighty then.

[Cocoa]

67. Obscene Jester is more accurate

[rateyes]

68. Bush...

"The Obscene Jester!" I like it!

[Wheezy]

71. omg, just when you think you've heard everything. good one!

[madeline_con]

73. Too coinky dental. n/t

[The Doctor.]

74. OH... MY... GOD....

The machinations of truth are so very pervasive.

Yes, it was indeed a 'noble jest'.

[bleever]

77. Is that anything like a "noble gas"?

"largely inert; unreactive"

Yeah, I guess so!


:rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

80. Nice

:)

[samhsarah]

81. how bout this jester, freeps:

[imperial jedi]

82. that is freaking hilarious.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DarkTirade]

83. And while the king was looking down...

the jester stole his thorny crown...
the courtroom was adjourned, no verdict was returned...

[peekaloo]

85. Damn. Cindy=Unseemly Jester/Spocksmen Bu$h=Noble Jester

I'm in pang.