No Republican man gets ANY SEX until he's married and wants children.

[blm]

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THEY REALLY VOTED FOR.

No BIRTH CONTROL.
No ABORTION.
No SEX until marriage and only for procreation.

This is the action that ALL of us women can easily take. It would make a GREAT LTTE, too.

These guys vote for war but don't go to war. They shouldn't be able to vote for no sex and then get it.

[Rocknrule]

1. The GOP is the anti-fun party

They're anti-sex (like you mentioned)
They're anti-entertainment (see Joe Lieberman, who's a Repub in all but name)
They're anti-art (because they're too dumb to understand it)

The only "fun" they support is shooting people and dropping bombs on ME countries

[LaPera]

21. And, no pot, gambling, or porn sites cuz, they're against them all! And...

they better be going to church every week and not involved in any gay activity...Jeff Gannon!

And no illegal Oxy-contin and Cuban cigars...Pigman!

:smoke:

[Hissyspit]

51. No, the GOP is the hypocrisy party

"Do as I say, not as I do."

[ComerPerro]

56. What do you expect from a political party whose ideology is a total lie?

[Initech]

64. Dont forget, they hate swearing, too!

So you cant say words like fuck, shit, piss... they hate that!

[raccoon]

65. Unless you're the Veep. Then you get a free pass. nt

[Initech]

71. Touche!

[blm]

66. They'll make that a crime to please the fundies, too.

Give extremist fundies an inch.....and pretty soon we are all living by Taliban rules.

[Pied Piper]

69. I prefer the term "No-Fun Nancies"

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

2. Can Us Nice Democratic Men Get Any? nt

[havocmom]

5. LOL all the more reason to work for paper ballot receipts!

:)

Show us the ballots!

[blm]

19. hahahah....I just got that one

.

[havocmom]

24. Sorta like parking validation

only more fun

[blm]

25. Or a backstage pass. ;)

Treat em like gold bars.

[grace0418]

62. LOL!

Good one.

[AZBlue]

39. Makes an interesting voter recruitment tactic, doesn't it?! n/t

[bumblebee1]

48. Tell me, OrangeCountyDemocrat?

Do you know why Democrats are sexy?

Who ever heard of getting a piece of elephant!!!!!

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

50. Funny Bumblebee :-) nt

[havocmom]

3. They should also be required to set aside an amount of $$ equal

to what they would be obligated to pay for a minimum of 18 years of support for a child for each time they get laid. ;) No ducking child support after getting married for sex!

Edited to add: They could create Tax defered Whoo-pee-I-got-laid accounts! It would create jobs, handling all those accouts for the support of possible children. :evilgrin:

[sandnsea]

6. Child support insurance

Let's put that on the ballot ladies!!

[blm]

28. oooo....they would just LOVE that one wouldn't they?

.

[Kber]

58. Effen brilliant!

love it!

"We're in good hands with AllState" could become the next great pick-up line.

[jillan]

31. Private accounts for sex. lol!

Is that part of the own-her-ship society
that they keep talkin' 'bout?

good one!:toast:

[blm]

32. HAHAH...that's REAL ownership society.

.

[stevedeshazer]

34. LOL!!

I'm a guy, and I agree.

[JitterbugPerfume]

4. that is why they are so mean

I bet

[liberalhistorian]

7. It would, indeed, make a great

LTTE, anyone wanna take a crack at it for their local papers? Let them walk the talk for once.

[Swamp Rat]

8. PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!

The law ONLY applies to republicans. :D

Hey, all you soon-to-be ex-republican girls are welcome to hang out with me. ;) nudge nudge, say no more :loveya:

[0007]

15. The eye of the tiger

Two Hard up core Republicans

[upi402]

33. I would like to assert my intentions of establishing a sexual relationship

with this saucy moman"

[stop the bleeding]

9. Shit I would say 80++% have pre marital sex and half of that would

get an abortion if they needed to. These people talk out of both sides of their mouths. They are only wearing halo's when they know that gotta look good.

[oneighty]

10. Really

Every pill a woman swallows threatens her health. All the guy gotta do is wiggle turn over and go to sleep.

So real men.

Get it cut. No not there. Over there. Doctor friend of mine had it done at lunch time. He got a neat lapel pin announcing his fix. His sex life became much more interesting.

180

[blm]

18. hahah...you are the BEST, 180. We can spread this....uh...or rather....

NOT spread....heheh.

[WI_DEM]

11. Yeah, right

They want to regulate it that way for everybody else, but not for themselves. Yeah George W was a virgin until he got married. He also never sipped alcohol or took any illegal drugs. Oh, yeah, the rumors about the Bush family paying for abortions is a pack of lies too.

[Just Me]

12. BWAHAHA-HA-HA-ha,....huh?

I still say, make it a crime for a man to have sex with a woman without signing a binding agreement of responsibility (he impregnates her, he must financially and emotionally support her and the child). It'll curb rapes, molestations, abortions, pregnancies AND SEX!!! }(

[upi402]

13. I like that!

And I'll help by taking up the slack in those lonely times that all those deprived stepford wives must surely face.

[ProSense]

14. Good one! n/t

[MichiganVote]

16. Why give them any at all?

[blm]

29. Fortunately, I don't. But, I once did in another time, when OldTime Repubs

were more decent people and decent businessmen, nothing at all like the EndTimes Republican fundies and fascists who took over the party the last twenty five years.

[adigal]

17. We need to teach our daughters

to NEVER date a Republican and NEVER have relations with a republican.

Then they will be stuck with their holier-than-thou little fundies - although studies have shown that fundie girls are sexually active, but have oral and anal sex so that they can still be "virgins." I am not making this up - it came out in a study sometime last year.

[Old and In the Way]

60. I've counseled my daughter on that very point.

Your chances for a harmonious relationship are greatly increased if you qual the prospective boyfriend's political orientation. She gets it (the idea).

Women...you do have the power to make a difference! :-)

[stanwyck]

70. Republicanism is a deal-breaker

for my daughter. She's had more than one avid hopeful be totally shocked. Shocked! That she won't take their friendship to the next level because of politics. She's happily involved with a very liberal guy. It's a litmus test.
And it should be.
(my son is the same way....no conservatives need apply)

[smartvoter]

20. You obviously don't understand the true role of women.

yes, that was sarcasm... nt

[BlueIris]

22. Oh, God. Please, no one help Republicans have any (more) children.

Stop the breeding of misogynists, homophobes and people who believe that American global hegemony is a-okay. Just stop it. These are people you want to help make any little copies of themselves.

[jmowreader]

23. American Lysistrata!

[sofa king]

30. Ah, one of my favorites!

If you thought Jon Stewart was the master of comedic war protest, try some Aristophanes, my friends. And it's also a great time to slide everyone a free book:

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/7700

"By the two Goddesses, now can't you see
All we have to do is idly sit indoors
With smooth roses powdered on our cheeks,
Our bodies burning naked through the folds
Of shining Amorgos' silk, and meet the men
With our dear Venus-plats plucked trim and neat.
Their stirring love will rise up furiously,
They'll beg our arms to open. That's our time!
We'll disregard their knocking, beat them off--
And they will soon be rabid for a Peace.
I'm sure of it."

[nashville_brook]

63. New American Lysistrata Project!

[chaumont58]

26. And if you believe that, I have this bridge I'll let you have dirt cheap

Really, I do.

[BlueIris]

27. I'd rec this again if I could, but they only let you do it once.

Grrrr.

Someone else? Thanks.

And I still say that "no sex for Republicans until marriage" is still...that's not enough for me. That's missing the point about how horrible what these people and their voters have done. It's not just that I think fascists and people who condone facism with their votes aren't worthy of normal human interaction, let alone families, it's...calm down, I'm not advocating bans on sex or procreation with Republicans...who am I? A Republican?...how could anyone STAND to touch one of those folks anymore? Ew. The very thought makes me queasy.

[sandnsea]

36. You reminded me too

recommend the thread that is, not to touch a Republican... there... eewww. :rofl:

[upi402]

35. Does that no sex rule mean the butt too?

Remember, righties don't think of that as sex...

[usregimechange]

37. That is what Jesus wants. He told me.

[UTUSN]

38. K&R #12 for Ha-HAH! n/t

[txindy]

40. Brilliant. They need to be careful what they wish for - they will get it.

Absolutely brilliant! :toast:

:kick: and recommended for Greatest! :patriot:

[MakeItSo]

41. be careful, they're not against killing (witness Iraq, capital punishment)

Just abortion.

[txindy]

45. You talking to me?

What are you talking about, anyway?

[MakeItSo]

46. No, i'm not talking to you

And it came off being a little creepy. Sorry about that. My point is that they respect cell bundles more than they do actual living human beings.

[txindy]

47. Ah, gotcha. n/t

[samhsarah]

42. lol.

Just the thought of it is too funny. To have to see them regret the decision they made for the rest of their pathetic lives? Priceless. Fucking Priceless.

[greenbriar]

43. don't forget that after marriage, it is just an obligation

as per Tucker bowtie

[LeftyMom]

44. Works for me

Thank goodness my sweetie's a liberal.

[KharmaTrain]

49. The Food That Destroy Repugnican Sex Lives By 90% Is...

Wedding Cake...:rofl:

[NMMNG]

52. "No sex until marriage and only for procreation"

That one is the biggest laugh of all. I'd love to see a single repuke who stops having sex after he spawns the last child he wants to have. :eyes: (or, for that matter, waits until he wants to spawn a child)

[blm]

61. They have LOTS of sex then - with hookers.

.

[bdot]

53. What's wrong with not having sex till you are married?

[blm]

55. Nothing, but who can name a handful of men who've EVER waited that long

especially Republican men.

[LWolf]

54. How can you get republican women on board with this?

I'd love to see how long it would last.

:evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

57. No Bangkok?

:evilgrin:

[blm]

59. No Banglabush, either.

.

[SmokingJacket]

67. Well, sheesh, I wouldn't sleep with one anyway.

Pretty easy protest!

[lukasahero]

68. Ding ding ding!

That's the part I couldn't figure out - how will they know I'm protesting if I wouldn't sleep with one in the first place?!? :rofl:

[blm]

73. heh...back in the old days some of us did... they weren't evil then.

.

[guidod]

72. A lot of them have sheep and cows....