WHY DO THEY HATE US?????

[cool user name]

Well, um ... well, we wanted some oil, the price went up real high, ya see. Another thing is, well, I know we said we wanted to liberate some of you Ay-rabs - which one of you are Shits, Sunnys? - well, it don't matter, fuck. We got what we needed.

Huh? You're mom was killed when the roof collapsed during Shock and Awe?

Oh, uh, well c'mon man, we were there to fucking get rid of Saddam, right? You hated Saddam right? He hated you, huh?

He never did anything to me.

Well, he did shit to a lot of other people.

He never did anything to my mom.

Ummm. Hey kid, you're better off trust me.

(WHY DO THEY HATE US?)

[cool user name]

1. Going to revise since I posted on blog:

I was going to blog about some mundane bullshit about fashion or some other bullshit ... but some fuck got hanged today - thought it may take some attention of mine. It never ceases to amaze me how moronic our government can be. We idolize a moron for a president (Gerald Ford), sorry, he was a moron and I don't like to speak ill of the dead - but at least we could have given some kind of space to a dead president before killing off a dictator we supported in the first place, right?!!!

Well, I'm going to hell for speaking of the dead. So here's my qualifier, and I'm really fucking pissed that I have to say this to prove that I'm the most patriotic of Americans!



FUCK SADDAM (I'm not even sure I spelled his goddamned name right). But something tells me that the morality of spelling Ford or Hussein is not going to be something I have to worry about.



Anyway, why do they hate us?



Well, um ... well, we wanted some oil, the price went up real high, ya see. Another thing is, well, I know we said we wanted to liberate some of you Ay-rabs - which one of you are Shits, Sunnys? - well, it don't matter, fuck. We got what we needed.

Huh? You're mom was killed when the roof collapsed during Shock and Awe?

Oh, uh, well c'mon man, we were there to fucking get rid of Saddam, right? You hated Saddam right? He hated you, huh?

He never did anything to me.

Well, he did shit to a lot of other people.

He never did anything to my mom.

Ummm. Hey kid, you're better off trust me.

(WHY DO THEY HATE US?)

[cassiepriam]

2. They hate us for good reason. Murdering, torturing Iraqis is now our national sport.

[cool user name]

5. We can build and destroy dictators with the best of them!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. here's why.....

[cool user name]

4. They hate us because of our freedom fries ... n/t