Bush honored with indian name *ROFL*

[Turtlebah]

Invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last
weekend in Arizona, President Bush spoke for almost an hour of his future
plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living.

Though vague on the details of his plan, he appeared enthusiastic about his
ideas for helping his “red brothers.”

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a
plaque inscribed with his new Indian name — ‘Walking Eagle’.

As the President departed waving to the crowd in his motorcade, a news
reporter asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name given
to the President.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit
it can no longer fly.

[coffeenap]

1. Ha! A great morning laugh! nt

[rzemanfl]

2. That one went around before the 2004 "election" but deserves

repeating.

[karlrschneider]

3. While he was speaking, they were shouting "Ungawa!"

As he walked away the Chief said "Be careful, Mr. Pesident, don't step in the ungawa"


;-)

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Better choice: Scourge of the West

Time to take the title of retirement since Captain Wilton Parmenter isn't using it much these days.