The Truth About John Boehner (Just for Laughs!)

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Much talk has come of Republican John Boehner, but I think we need to analyze this man before we make any hasty judgements...

Really, every time we Boehner is present my wife really takes him in for all he is worth! She claims that he falls short; doesn't fulfill her expectations. Apparently the greater amount of the female population and a small amount of the male feel exactly that way. I think that they are just taking Boehner too hard! I know He's kind of a stiff really...but don't be so hardon him!

However, I find that he really gets to the beef of the problem and that his coin purse holds ample pearls to toss to the needy that are so often longing in this cuntry! Boehner always shoots from the hip! He's packing heat and doesn't shoot blanks so don’t yank him about! But perhaps his cocky attitude is a little premature and he can even come across as raging... but he's really the kind of member who just wants to hold his head erect and always rises to the occasion! He may seem like a prick but if you rub him the right way you'll see he's really got a lot of spunk! He’s as all American! Few have ever seen such a full blooded Greenway Peckers fan!

He may screw us, but at least we can enjoy it! Remember, he has the least amount of taint and is not often engorged on the spoils of politics! Let us all take Boehner in and let him work his magic!

…well aren’t I just clever…

(Compiled from several posts and posters including myself and of course Stephen Colbert)