BuyingThyme
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:27 PM
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Poll question: How often do you Monkey up your face? |
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Edited on Sun Jan-01-06 10:52 PM by BuyingThyme
I've been pretty active for my entire life.
I enjoy the outdoors, take risks, even ride a bike now and again.
But I can't think of a 4-year (5-plus-year, actually) period where I've had as much visible damage done to my face as has Oval Office Chimpy. I've had it worse, but not as many instances, as far as I remember.
How 'bout you?
Note: A "Yes" response will not count against your liberal/progressive credentials.
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:31 PM
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Edited on Sun Jan-01-06 10:32 PM by Nicole
is all that I can recall.
edit to add: I didn't do that on furniture either. Nor were pretzels involved. :rofl:
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:31 PM
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2. Funny you should mention it today... |
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I swiped my daughter's neck pillow today, just to be an ass. So, she grabs another neck pillow and rares back and cracks me in the face with it. (I was lying on my back looking straight up) No big deal, right? Nope, it felt like she hit me with a fucking brick. Turns out this pillow was a "vibrating" pillow and had a nice little battery pack in it. It was a total accident and she felt awful, then I felt really bad for her as well.
I'm not kiddin' ya, it hurt like hell. Got me a shiner and everything. :D
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BuyingThyme
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:34 PM
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4. Oh man, sorry 'bout that. |
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I remember similar instances as a child. They used to have those stuffed animals with the wind-up music boxes inside. I think the boxes were made of titanium and held in place with lead weights.
When you chuck one of those things at your little sister, it can get ugly.
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:09 PM
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18. this is totally unrelated |
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but I love your little picture thing (is it called the avator? to me that sounds like the person who flies the plane). Anyway- just wanted to say I think it's cool!
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:13 PM
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I made it myself. Obviously, I'm a big fan of the book. The movie was good too.
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:15 PM
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I read it first a long time ago...I was maybe 15. I never saw the movie- I was afraid it would wreck it for me. Did you read the sequel?
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Mon Jan-02-06 09:45 AM
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29. Actually go ahead and watch the movie too |
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It's one of the very few instances where the movie adaptation of a book turned out quite well. Alan Arkin, Jon Voight, Norman Fell, Art Garfunkle, Charles Grodin, Richard Benjamin, Martin Balsam, etc... they were all great and the movie stayed quite true to the book. Of course they had to leave out some stuff for the sake of time, but they did a good job.
Never read the sequel.
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:31 PM
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3. 26 years: 50 [or so] stitches, one dislocated shoulder, one broken ankle |
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and a reconstructive knee surgery.
We play hard.
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:35 PM
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6. And still a "No..." vote? |
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:36 PM
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7. Nah, I just couldn't pull myself together enough... |
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to pull ANY lever with "Chimpy" associated with it. :crazy:
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:38 PM
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9. In the interest of defending democracy, I'm going to have to |
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:35 PM
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5. Did Junior hoark up his face again? |
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I assume from the poll topic, that Junior has another "abrasion" on his face.
Is that right?
Shag carpeting can be brutal on a tender face.... Just thinking out loud.
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:36 PM
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8. Yes, there're a couple good threads goin' here about 'em. |
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:17 PM
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25. New Years Eve, another "abrasion". |
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Mon Jan-02-06 02:23 AM
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What is the link between watching football on TV and celebrating the new year?
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:38 PM
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He may have been AWOL reading My Pet Goat when the nation needed a leader on 9/11, but Scarface Bush always shows up for duty when someone is needed to stuff a pretzel down the gullet or take a header off of a $1,000 bike.
Pray tell, what is the official "explanation" for the latest stigmata?
* PS For the sake of the Scientific Survey, I am out in the woods and up in the mountains and swinging heavy tools -- power and otherwise -- all the time, and I work on my own truck too under the carriage and otherwise. I might get a facial scratch once every 3 or 4 years.
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:39 PM
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11. I haven't eaten pretzels in years. . . |
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but then, never had such problems, either. I didn't mess up my face so often even when I was drinking. . . and I'm sure I imbibed as much if not more than George W. on many an occasion.
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:43 PM
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12. I have a ranch of my own |
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and I do all the work myself. I ride my horses, tractor around, cut brush, throw hay, all the usual stuff all by myself and in the last 10 years I have hurt myself many times but only once have I ever had a visible cut and it was on my leg.
I have no clue what is up with this asshole but something tells me it ain't ranching that is hurting him.
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BuyingThyme
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Sun Jan-01-06 10:52 PM
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13. In all fairness, I doubt you spend as much time |
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:11 PM
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19. That is true there is always |
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too much work to do, cutting brush is way down the list.
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:01 PM
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14. Hey, Buddy! Are you the philosophy lover and former Austinite on |
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whose grammar post I hitch-hiked a while back?
Nice to see you!
We only have five acres, but we do have ten or so big dogs, so there are plenty of opportunities for clipping, decking and flattening. And then there is the multitude of accidents waiting to happen because of balls, dog toys, chew bones and - - the most lethal of all - - Invisible Dog Vomit, that clear and slimy deposit, which on a tile floor can cause the unsuspecting human to slip, slide, skate, windmill and otherwise be propelled across the room until a solid object is met.
Even so, most of my boo-boos are on my knees and shins and my face remains pretty much presentable, if I do say so myself. :)
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:09 PM
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With 3 dogs of my own I KNOW the dog vomit scene. Lol.
Nope, always a Kansan but it is nice to meet you!
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:13 PM
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21. Hmmm . . . your life sounded something like his, and the Muse in your |
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handle made me think of him.
Nice to meet you, too!
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:02 PM
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15. Maybe Laura is beating him |
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Edited on Sun Jan-01-06 11:02 PM by bammertheblue
"I walked into a door". Okay, that's in really bad taste, but I'm in a vulgar kind of mood. Sorry.
Edit to say that I actually really have walked into a door...more than once. Walls and overhangs too. But then, I am a spaz.
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:08 PM
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16. That's not a cut from his brush clearing escapades... |
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his most recent injury was inflicted by a falling toilet seat.
Take it from someone who's been there. ;-)
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Mon Jan-02-06 12:35 AM
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26. You'd think they'd pay somebody to watch out for that. |
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But, then again, he watches TV with nobody around for miles but the dog.
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:16 PM
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23. I haven't done anything even remotely like that to my head |
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since I quit drinking.
Make of that what you will.
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Sun Jan-01-06 11:17 PM
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24. Pretzel + Jack = Monkey Face |
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Mon Jan-02-06 02:57 AM
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28. my parrot bit me tonight on the eyebrow |
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scared the daylights out of me it was so close to my eye!! Just barely broke the skin ( a little blood).
As for the moran's* face, my husband and I have a lifelong friend who is an alcoholic. He tries to hide it from us, poor thing, because we have tried unsuccessfully in the past to get him into treatment, several times. Now he just insists he has quit. But every few months he shows up with cuts and bruises on his face. He has broken his nose about three times in the past ten years. He was hit by a car on his bicycle this summer. And just about two months ago he split his lip and chipped his front tooth. He always says he trips over his dogs, or slipped on the ice, or something like that.
The only other person I have ever personally seen with the same injuries is *. I think he goes to the hogfarm to get plotched. I also think that he could not respond to the tsunami for three days until they were able to dry him out. But he's not in charge anyway. Dickie Pig Valves is running the show.
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