My fiance and I pray for President Bush every night

[BushOut06]

Dear Lord, please give Bush a nasty case of explosive diarreah at the most inopportune moment. Please place a flesh-eating bacteria on his arse. Please let those cuts he always gets on his face develop a staff infection. May his meals be saturated with ecoli. Please lord, allow Bush to be attacked by vicious wild boars on his ranch. But in your mercy, dear lord, don't let Bush die. Use your powers to miraculously heal him each and every day, and just repeat these plagues upon him daily.

Oh, and one more thing - when he is eventually found guilty of war crimes and crimes agaisnt the Constitution, please allow his cellmate to be a loving brute with a 12" penis.

This we pray in your name,

Amen."

[tatertop]

1. Ramen

[buff2]

2. OMG...........LOL

Bless you for being so kind to that precious christian leader of ours. LOL

[SPKrazy]

3. I Just Pray That He Would Wake Up Sane Some Day! n/t

[in_cog_ni_to]

4. LOL...that's good. That's not what I pray for.

:)

[ClassWarrior]

5. I was going to comment on your selflessness and kindness.

I don't pray for any of those things. I pray that Bush** gets what he deserves.

If those are one and the same, so be it (and I suspect they are). But it's not my place to decide that. It's God's.

NGU.

[CountAllVotes]

6. its kinda like they say in AA

pray for the poor sick bastard

I guess he never heard that tho.

:kick:

[LeftCoast]

7. Locking

Prison rape is not a laughing matter.