The lump under *'s suits has been positively identified!!

[TheGunslinger]

http://www.tashitagg.com.nyud.net:8090/forum/weblogs/upload/35/143734332b294d6af6.jpg

[pretzel4gore]

1. 'The Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue"

Wow...your post inspired a brilliant idear for a new tv series....politically friendly, and stimulating to young minds (though republicans over 36 and under 35 maybe should beware)...a monster lives in the White House! He looks and acts like the President by day, but at night he becomes "Amerka's Worst Nightmare" a.... a tax cutting maniac, a warmongering dictator want to be! A Bill Clinton Lookalike would be the dayman, while a Geeb (brother of that John Ellis Bush, or 'Jeb') lookalike could be the Night Stalker From Hell (after the poor people's money for the tax cuts, and their sons for his quagmires(???))...lotsa holes in the plot layout (for example, where would dick cheney have his coffin (resting module) kept, and would he eat babies as in real life? etc...
Thank god hollywooders don't frequent DU, or my crazy idear might be stolen!

[Ilsa]

2. At least Voldemort is easier to look at.

I see George and I think "Damien".

[TheGunslinger]

3. Well, I could see * sucking the lifeblood out of unicorns.