Why is Alberto Gonzales wearing a gladiator helmet?

[KyuzoGator]

Oh, that's his hair. My bad.

[xultar]

1. Because we were attacked on 9/11.

[shaniqua6392]

2. It is all Clinton's fault?

Gonzo thought he was going to Clinton's barber, but it was really a D.C. Pet Salon? George asked if he could style Gonzo's hair this morning before the hearing? Your guess is as good as mine. LOL.

[boobooday]

3. Perhaps the senate could use some of his own techniques

To get the truth out of him:

[savemefromdumbya]

4. He took $35,000 from Enron in 2000? Did he?

why isn't he at the Enron trial?

[boobooday]

5. Yes. The details are from an article in The Nation

I'd have to look it up now, but I think it was around the time he was appointed AG.

[savemefromdumbya]

6. good heavens and this is an Attorney General of the USA?

[boobooday]

7. He's in with the "in" crowd

[savemefromdumbya]

8. is that a 'N' salute?

[boobooday]

9. He was swearing to tell the truth at his confirmation

Thank God nobody asked him to. Whew! :sarcasm:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

11. Thank you for saving that from the bottomless pit!

Looks like we need to update ourselves on that situation. :evilgrin:

[zbdent]

10. The word "Trojan" comes to mind

and as "protection" . . .

[Ksec]

12. I thought it was a cat lying on his head..

:) Dude needs some relaxer.

[KyuzoGator]

13. Kick nt

[KyuzoGator]

14. Seriously, Gonzales' helmet-hair is quite magnificent.

I think they should make our soldiers' body armor out of Alberto's luxuriant locks. No bullet could possibly penetrate that.

He's still a fucking moron, though.