This picture of Scotty is aching for a caption.....

[Blue Belle]

Raise your hands if you're lying...

[Vincardog]

1. Is that blood on your hands?

[atommom]

2. "See, I have nothing up either sleeve."

[muntrv]

3. You know

Ann Coulter has nice hooters.

[MrMonk]

8. The hands are too high

They have to be Karen Huge's.

[Birthmark]

4. The truth stops HERE!

[boobooday]

5. The lies melt in your mouth

Not in your hands.

[immoderate]

6. Want to see my mime act?

--IMM

[ewoden]

7. Who me? No way, no hair on these palms. Oh you mean

the MENTAL masturbation of the Administration.

[WillyT]

9. "Hey Scotty... How Many Times Have You And Guckert Done The Nasty ???"

:evilgrin:

[w8liftinglady]

14. LOL

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. I've used this one in my posts many times...

...and my usual caption is "I lied THIS many times."

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

15. "...so far today."

I think that might be more accurate with this one.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

24. Ha!

:toast:

[NV Whino]

11. Stop! Stop, Helen!

I surrender!

[Clyde_dubyaD40]

12. No callouses just like Jeff likes em

[abex]

13. 'these hands are the hands of a fat little greasy liar'

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. 'White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan demonstrates

to reporters his inability to form the Vulcan Salute during Monday's press briefing. "'Live long and prosper' is counter to the policies of the Bush administration, anyway," McClellan explained.

[SPKrazy]

17. I Have Ten Fingers

and eight toes

What am I?

[DeadManInc]

18. I ain't touching that bible!

[JuniperLea]

19. I are this many

or... a sequel to my caption of Bush holding up one finger...


Awww.. he are so proud of hims IQ!

[MuseRider]

20. You know what they say

about small hands......

[magellan]

21. I have this many questions left to avoid before we're done. (nt)

[Blue Belle]

22. Press Secretary Scott McClellan demonstrates his super invisable...

forcefield he uses to scorn reporters for being un-American and asking logical questions.

[SoCalDem]

23. On a scale of 1-10, with ten being most..how much are you lying?

[Kierkegaard]

25. Reporter's row: "Mr. McClellan, how many times have you lied to us today?"

McClellan: "This many..."

[Chi-Town Exile]

26. Watch me be a mime in a box!

[Fridays Child]

27. Scotty Marceau finds himself in a box...

[Kierkegaard]

28. Powder, with hair!

[Blue Belle]

29. This photo just re-enforces my fear of clowns....

Scarey!!:scared:

[Tactical Progressive]

30. Scotty, how many times have you told the truth in your entire life?

[meisje]

31. "Now you see your freedoms, now you don't"

[FormerRepublican]

32. What do I do when I talk to Bush? Genuflect, or he won't talk to me...

-or-

What am I going to do when I'm arrested? Hands up, watch the cops for an itchy trigger finger...

[PassingFair]

33. Let's see, Helen...

you're about a "B" Cup, right?

[proud patriot]

34. If you're lying and you know it wave your hands

If you're lying and you know it wave your hands

if you're lying and you know then your face
will surely show it .

if you're lying and you know it wave your hands

sung to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it"

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

35. hands in circular motion: "You're Getting Sleeeepy Helen. Verrrry Sleeepy

When I snap my fingers, you will no longer speak the truth and will fall in line. You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy Helen, verrrrrryyyyy sleeeeeppppyyy."