Suggest a Humorous Way to Kill Ann Coulter Contest

[tuvor]

They're JOKING, so it's okay!

http://www.politicstv.com/

(About 1:30 into the video.)

[incapsulated]

1. Easy. Force Feeding. n/t

[Old and In the Way]

2. Ignore her to death....

[ToeBot]

14. That's the ticket, she feeds on the outrage of the left...

but no one catches on, surprised she isn't corpulent scooter-chair pilot.

[FormerRepublican]

3. Force her to listen to Gonzales's circular warrantless wiretap defense...

...non-stop with no sleep allowed until she expires. Lord knows listening to him today almost killed ME.

[Orrex]

4. Withhold her testosterone treatments (nt)

[alittlelark]

Coulter vs Zinn.... 3 hours

2 minutes for statements, 5 minutes for rebuttals. No coke breaks.

[ragin_acadian]

5. rightchere:

http://www.cafepress.com/realninja/5606

[thefloyd]

6. Bwaaaahaaa

Give Man Coulter Ajax and tell her "Its cocaine"

[MercutioATC]

7. Celebrity Deathmatch!

Coulter v. Garafalo

I can think of all sorts of possibilities...

[Rocknrule]

8. How about Coulter vs. Moore?

[MercutioATC]

9. Moore would be interesting in claymation.

:thumbsup:

[Nutmegger]

10. Folks, I think it's time to remove her feeding tube.

:P

[FormerRepublican]

12. I thought someone already did and she's been starving to death for...

...the past 10 years. :rofl:

[Rocknrule]

11. Careful

Remember, us liberals are not on equal ground with conservatives in this country anymore. If they "joke" about killing their political opponents, it's ok, but if we do, we get sent to Gitmo.

[purduejake]

13. Malloy had a bunch of ideas the other day.

It was HILARIOUS.

[davidinalameda]

15. locking

this just isn't an appropriate topic for a thread