How do you think Fred Phelps will die?

[Rocknrule]

I think after killing his whole family because he suspects them of being gay, he will commit suicide because he suspects himself of being gay. What do you think?

[alittlelark]

1. Attempting carnal knowledge of an Arabian Stallion.

The Arabian Stallion is not interested.

[amitten]

2. Spontaneous combustion. n/t

[auntAgonist]

3. He is already dead...

no one alive, with a beating heart and compassion would live the way he does. his soul, if not dead is dying ...


there is no life in hatred.

[azurnoir]

4. auto-erotic strangulation

clutching a copy of Bondage Slaves magazine.:P

[purduejake]

5. Choking on a sausage.

[MercutioATC]

6. Lynched by a mob of gay Swedish atheists during a hurricane.

...poetic justice.

We could ALL crash his funeral.

[longship]

7. Fred Phelps is a cancer survivor.

He had a pretty serious cancer back in the 80's. Everybody in KS thought that he was a goner. I guess he needed to stay alive to do Gawd's will. Hmmph. Go figure.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. Apparently these death posts are OK here,

but I just want to quietly express my feeling
that it's wrong, bad karma, & bad for DU. Carry on.

[understandinglife]

9. Aspirate Dobson's semen and die from Syphilitic pneumonitis...

or something like that ....


Peace.

[davidinalameda]

10. locking

sorry ladies and gentlemen, as much as we all would like to see the good Rev. Phelps get his just rewards, this is not an appropriate topic for DU