Well, well, well, guess which RW uberdouche's coming to my school?

[Craig3410]

Good old Ann the Man!

Looks like I'd better get my posterboard and pies ready!

(no link yet; found out about it via the school's favored advertising medium of chalk on the sidewalk.:) )

Edit: Changed "shemale" to something less offensive. Sorry. :)

Edit 2: is there a list of the worst things she's said? I'd like some "ammo" to fight her with.

[Greeby]

1. she-demon, please

don't insult the transexual community with such a comparison ;)

[Craig3410]

3. Fixed it.

Sorry; better? ;)

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. I was gonna guess RuPaul.. Maybe that would be better?

[eek]

4. can you wear a Message Tshirt under your shirt or sweater?

Then ditch the outerwear when appropriate?

Also, It'd be cool if you would get everyone to listen quietly throughout her presentation - so she can't accuse you as typical loudmout liberals - but boo the heck outta her when she's done!

[meganmonkey]

6. Good idea about the listening quietly

I bet if she doesn't get the 'loudmouth liberal' reaction, she'll step up the rhetoric and end up saying some extra inflammatory stuff.

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

5. This is a great Anti-Ann site

http://users.rcn.com/skutsch/anticoulter/quotes.html

[Katherine Brengle]

7. anncoulter.com has an article archive. I also have her book...

How to Talk to a Liberal if you need any more ideas.

Have you thought about organizing a protest of some sort? Like a "we don't want a radical right-wing propagandist who suggested the assassination of a supreme court justice speaking at our school" thing?

Who brought her there--College Republicans?

[maine_raptor]

8. I'm sure someone can come up a list, but

Why fight her?

During any Q&A, just say you really like some of her/his writings, but think she's/he's just a bit too liberal.

Take the famous comment on Timmy and the New York Times: Why did she/he say Tim McNutcase should have done that building, why not CBS HQ? The Times is print, CBS, broadcast and reaches many more people than a newspaper. Was she/he trying to soft pedal his message?

Or her/his comment on Muslims. Why bother to convert them Christianity before you kill them. Sounded to me like she/he was being soft on those islamofacists.

That sort of thing. Maybe you get her/him to say something even more outragious.

It's called "Egg A Conserative", and it can be real fun when done right and in plublic.

:popcorn: :rofl: :evilgrin:

Edit: Typo
2nd Edit: 2nd Typo

[Catrina]

20. That is brilliant ~ I love it, make her look exactly the opposite of what

she wants to look like! I especially like this one:

Why bother to convert them Christianity before you kill them. Sounded to me like she/he was being soft on those islamofacists.

Telling her she's too liberal for your taste, is a good one.

I also like Katherine's idea of bringing up her threat against a federal judge.

Maybe say, that while you don't appreciate her liberal views at times, (such as saving the souls of Islamofascists which is too fuzzy-wuzzy for any red-blooded American) she may be going a bit far by threatening to assassinate a SC judge. Could get the movement a bad name.

Then ask her have the Feds visited her yet, because there are rumors that the TIA unit has been getting thousands of calls.

Tell her also, that someone who lies about her age is a bit suspect these days with all the spying and all, being that she's a public figure.

Oh yes, ask her 'HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY, ANN?? That's a sore point with her, one of her real vulnerabilities. Wikepedia says birth records show she's 45, but she has a driver's license in DC though, that says she's 43. Isn't it a crime to fasify official records? Maybe have a copy of the Wikipedia entry with you ~ copies to pass around. Someone's lying!

I think her freeper fan club thinks she's 20 something, not old enough to be their mother ~ blow her image ~ she won't like that at all I think ~ time to get these people to tell the truth in public. Have fun, I know I couldn't stomach being in the same room with her ~ you are a person of great fortitude!

[mikeytherat]

9. For future reference, you can simply refer to Ann as "It"

Man, woman, or wildebeest, no one is sure. "It" is always a safe and accurate description.

mikey_the_rat

[bumblebee1]

11. Mikey,

Please don't insult wildebeests.

[rd_kent]

10. How about try and get everyone to NOT SHOW UP!!!

An empty auditorium would be beautiful!!!!

[libnnc]

12. Don't forget the pastry...

She likes Boston Creme I believe. It's a little heavier than cherry and is easier to aim with.

If you're interested...:evilgrin:

[ncrainbowgrrl]

13. How much are they paying her?

I think she got $25,000 to come here. It was hilarious- there was a line of ppl waiting to get into the event. The line was made up of queer activists, young democrats, and other non- conservatives. We packed the place!

[Craig3410]

14. $20,000.

And to think that part of it's coming from MY tuition!

[Craig3410]

15. Update: I'd go to be a "mole" there, but...

at the blistering rate that the tickets are going, I think the ratio of "moles" to actual conservatives will be about 2 to 1. :D

[zbdent]

16. Advertise a double-header - Mannthrax Coulter and a showing of

"The Crying Game" . . . see how many people "get it" . . .

[lakeguy]

18. i don't get it.

:o

[zbdent]

21. The "surprise" was that

the "woman" was a man . . .

[lakeguy]

17. sponsor a party across the street with free beer!

hmmmmm, man coulter...or free beer. even freepers like free beer!

[TahitiNut]

19. Place tin pie plates all over campus with stale beer in them.

Maybe she'll take the bait, slither in, and drown herself. :evilgrin:

[Rocknrule]

22. I thought most schools didn't allow Nazi demonstrations these days