Socialism, NO WAY! Next time you wanna go somewhere, Build your own road!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Next time you have a break in, call your own security force!

Next time you have a legal dispute, form your own judiciary!

Etc.

[stepnw1f]

1. Or Dig Your Own Aquaducts

[ulysses]

2. heh.

My old project manager was a dyed-in-the-wool Libertarian. When I asked him once about the whole roads thing, even he couldn't quite manage to keep a straight face while suggesting that everyone get a 4WD SUV. :hi:

[zbdent]

3. I always wanted to tell people that say there's too much govt

in their lives (especially gas taxes):

"Okay, go from point A to point B . . . without using the roads. You have to get permission from every person who owns the plots of land you want to cross . . ."

[H2O Man]

4. Who? Me?

[DRoseDARs]

5. Patient, heal thy self. n/t

[liberal N proud]

6. Next time you want a drink of water, dig your own well and

water treatment system to clean it.
Because you know damned well that water is going to be contaminated without any of those EPA regulations.

[DBoon]

7. The Onion had a funny story re: a Libertarian forced to call the fire dept

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32825

Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department
April 21, 2004 | Issue 40•16


CHEYENNE, WY—After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. "Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist," Jacobs said. "Also, my house was burning down." Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. LOL! That is wonderful! Leave it to the Onion! n/t

[oneighty]

9. Next time you want a war

fight it yerownself.

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