Right now I am only able to say two things:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1) To the best of my reasoning abilities, I've come to the conclusion that these people are for real.
2) If you like really scary horror movies, you'll love browsing through other pages on this site.

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/rj.html

[Burma Jones]

1. The Webmaster's Looking for a wife....

Are You an Unmarried Woman?

Are you a godly woman seeking a godly man to share your life with?
Richard Anthony, the webmaster of this website, is unmarried also.
If you're interested, you can see his Personal Profile.

And here's his poem:

With all of my heart, I believe in the Son.
But as far as a wife, I have none.
Some folks believe being single is fun.
But I believe two are better than one.

Maybe I'll meet her, one-flesh we'll become.
Even get married outside in the sun.
Our search for each other will finally be done!
Yes, I do believe, two are better than one!

- Richard Anthony -



This guy's worth mocking:

http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/godlyman/photos2.html

http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/godlyman/index.html

[im10ashus]

5. That's hilarious!

:rofl:

[beam me up scottie]

2. Beat you to it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x34624

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Ooops. Mods, you can lock this thread as a dupe. -nt

[im10ashus]

3. Jesus on a trailer hitch!

Where in hell did you dig this up? Whomever wrote this crap has beat all gall on the "Offering of Support" page.

Get this:

How can you help our Ministry?

If you feel blessed by this ministry, God is calling you to help by supporting us by both prayer and by your resources. Your support will help us in many ways. Please remember that when you give to others, God will bless you in return and multiply your resources (remember the parable of the ten talents). Not only that, but He will bless you spiritually. Please consider supporting us, not only with your prayers and encouragement, but also with items of substance. Keep in mind that we are sending out God's message to thousands of people!

If you are moved to help support us in God's calling so we can continue laboring for Him, you may send us whatever you are led by the Spirit to give. You may send an offering of support to our mailing location. We accept cash (no checks please), Post Office Money Orders (in U.S. funds, payable to Richard Anthony), or gold and silver coins. Some have also sent us food, soap, books, and other necessities.

the Christ's assembly
general post-office
Enka, North Carolina

Important: Please address all postal matter exactly as requested above. Please check that: The capitalization is correct (only 4 letters are capitalized. Please do not spell in ALL CAPS.), There are no abbreviations (i.e. please do not write "N.C." in place of "North Carolina"), There is no zip code (zip codes are voluntary under Postal Law):

"ZIP Codes may be omitted from pieces mailed by the general public at the single-piece rates for First-Class Mail and from pieces bearing a simplified address." Domestic Mail Manual (DMM) A010, section 1.2e.

[rzemanfl]

7. Please send bearer bonds only to "God's Messenger on

Earth, General Delivery, Tampa, Florida." What some shit, we should send condoms and hope they don't breed.

[im10ashus]

11. Isn't it the truth?

I'll sacrifice a few Trojans for that cause. :-)

[mcscajun]

9. These whackjobs don't believe in Abbreviations OR Zipcodes...

and capitalization is reserved for certain very specific words; i.e., items of reverence or worship:

Christ
God
Post Office Money Orders.

They slipped up on the U.S. in U.S. Funds. :rofl:

[im10ashus]

12. I smell an audit in the rotten mess.

They are so obvious in their illicit intent that it IS laughable.

[mike_c]

6. follow the link to their home page...

...or click it here: http://devoted.to/truth

LOTS of scary stuff there. Wow. Just wow.

[Cleita]

8. Hmm, they spout a lot of biblical platitudes and being

messengers of God, but they really won't say who they are. These are truly wackjobs. Yes, I bookmarked it. It certainly needs scrutiny.

[karlrschneider]

10. All I had to read was the first 2 lines, this fucking moron didn't even

spell Rushdoony's name right.

So I didn't waste more than about 2342 milliseconds.
:D