Here's the solution to the Iran "problem"

[karlrschneider]

We should give them, free, half a dozen nuke bombs. Let them have the bragging rights that 9 countries already have as members of the "nuclear club."

Does anybody around here seriously think they would be stupid enough to actually deploy 1 or more of them? That they're actually nuts to the point of national suicide? I can't believe that. But even if I'm wrong and they DID it, their country would be 'glassified' either by Israel or us...

The things can't be un-invented. Nothing can. This 'non-proliferation' business is just more bullshit. Anyone with enough money can build a bomb. I could do it myself with enough resources (I'm pretty sure I know enough about nuclear physics to 'do' the hardware and there are plenty people around the world who know more than I do)

The "MAD" concept worked perfectly well, for good reason and there's no reason it can't work with all members of the 'nuke club'...the alternative isn't feasible on a permanent basis.

Flame me as you wish, I can take it. :D

[Coastie for Truth]

1. ESTHER AND MORDECHAI

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[karlrschneider]

2. I'd sure hate to get my pecker caught in that gizmo

:D

[Coastie for Truth]

3. IT'S A NOISE MAKER

TWIRL IT WHENEVER THE VILLAIN'S NAME IS MENTIONED - AND HIS NAME IS DROWNED OUT --- KIDS LOVE IT.

[karlrschneider]

5. OHHHH....how clever! I'd still hate to get my pecker caught in it.

:D
:evilgrin:

[hwmnbn]

6. I guarantee you if your pecker gets caught in that....

You'll be hearing some serious noise!!

[karlrschneider]

8. I am pwacticing my scweam already

EEEEWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEWWE

[hwmnbn]

4. Flame you my ass,....

You're going to Gitmo, bro!

You could be considered a threat to the US because of your expertise and affiliation with a subversive organization (DU)

Hell, now that I've replied, I'll probably be going with you. :cry:

[karlrschneider]

7. Well, at least it's usually warm down thar

doncha know...
;-)

[enid602]

9. Gitmo, my ass

That's what the new 'detainment centers' are no doubt for. They'll probably put them in rust-belt states that have lost industries under Bush.

[BlueEyedSon]

10. I have a better idea. We give them the nukes, but we HOLD ON TO THEM

for them. I mean.... you need silos, trained staff, electric, who knows what else!

[Kierkegaard]

11. If you're serious...

the problem with this approach is the 'button, button, who's got the button' syndrome. Witness what happened in the collapse of the USSR: "Ooopski. We zeem to ave lust a vew zootgaze bumbs..."

All Iran has to do is use the same excuse, only slip one out the back door of the nuclear armament storage tent and deposit it into the filthy hands of some group of suicidal fanatics, and whammo! Instant skin abrasions!

[Swede]

12. And a year later New York gets vaporised.

The Iranian people are just people. Their current leaders are nuts.

[stop the bleeding]

13. I have a better solution - get rid of the Republicans and put liberals

in charge

:patriot:

[BlueEyedSon]

14. Or just ADULTS!

:)

[stop the bleeding]

15. No doubt