www.whitehouse.org...great page look at this!!! FUNNY STUFF

[greenbriar]

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2006/020106.asp




PRESIDENT BUSH'S PRIVATE CONGRATULATIONS MESSAGE TO NEWLY CONFIRMED U.S. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE SAMUEL ALITO


I don't know how to import picts, but this is an absolute must see

[hwmnbn]

1. here you go...

[greenbriar]

3. thanks

check out the for kids page

[Sydnie]

2. Alito Bandito!

[AlCzervik]

4. make sure you visit the western white whitehouse and then visit

www.bettybowers.com she is Americas best Christian.

[greenbriar]

6. man, there is sooo much out there

I never knew

[kath]

8. And speaking of Betty Bowers, be sure to visit Landover Baptist Church!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

[kath]

10. And this site, which has as one of its objectives the "Landover Baptist

Shutdown" may well be the best parody site on the Web. MANY have been taken in by it. These are the folks that had the "Apple Computers have ties to evolutionism and are therefore evil" bit.
www.objectiveministries.org

(had a hard time finding this site - I think they were out of commission for awhile and may have had a name change - could have sworn they used to be called "Objective: Christian Ministries".

I love the page about the Creation Science Fair:
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html

Here's the Apple Computer piece:
(scroll about 1/3 of the way down the page)
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/propaganda.html
<excerpt>
However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values"2. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness4.

on edit - be sure to check out this wonderful way to show your proud membership in the Culture of Life:
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin/570992

[Canuckistanian]

5. "We'll have Clarence scrub it down"

That's what got me.
:rofl:

[kath]

7. I love this page (from the White House for Kids) section:

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/eagle.asp
"Are Your Mommy & Daddy Liberal America Haters?"
SIGNS THAT YOUR PARENTS SECRETLY HATE AMERICA:

Mommy or Daddy talk about "things being better" before President Bush

When people with skin darker than hamburger buns come in your house, they do things other than cleaning, fixing stuff or talking about their Supreme Court concurring opinions

You have two Mommies

Mommy or Daddy talk about something called "the popular vote"

Mommy and Daddy never play CDs of the great patriot Lee Greenwood. Instead, they play songs by a Jewish woman who spells "Barbara" with only two a's. (Kids, this is a great spelling lesson. So go check Mommy and Daddy's CD covers!)

<more>

[stop the bleeding]

9. sad part is, that it is TRUE

[Rocknrule]

11. I love that site

Sad part is, if not for the amount of profanity on that site that even the real George Bush wouldn't use, it's hard to distinguish from reality sometimes