I sent this to Tweety

[mindem]

Just for the giggles - he's such a pompous ass.

Dear Mr. Matthews

While discussing the Coretta Scott King funeral with my aged parents this morning it dawned on the three of us that we have neglected to address an important matter regarding their funeral arrangements. We are a family who plans ahead and, to our horror, realized that we haven’t yet submitted their funeral arrangements to the RNC for approval. In fact, we don’t even know whom to contact in the RNC to get all of the guidelines and necessary approvals. Do they send a packet of some sort?

I am sure that this approval issue is of importance to a majority of your viewers. Perhaps, as a service to your viewers, you could provide us with this contact information so we can properly plan ahead and avoid this messy issue.

Thank you for your help with this matter.

Respectfully yours,

A devoted viewer

[Nite Owl]

1. That was good! n/t

[myrna minx]

2. Zing! n/t

[stillcool]

maybe you should send it...

as a LTTE, as well. And, to your reps. It's perfect!!

[emulatorloo]

3. Would make a good LTTE - perhaps open letter to Ken Mehlman? n/t

[oldtime dfl_er]

4. great one!

:rofl: Tweety's such a self-absorbed twit he'll probably take it seriously.

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/802058