Has anyone seen a Picture of Cowboy Bush Jr. on a Horse?

[FrenchieCat]

I just want to know...cause a cowboy without his horse, is like a President without political capital, if you ask me!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Why would he have pics of him and Laura?

[Kerrytravelers]

2. I've seen him stand in front of hay.

[FrenchieCat]

6. Nope...that's doesn't count!

Hay is for Horses.....

So where's the horse? :shrug:

[Kerrytravelers]

11. Sorry. That's all I got...

[mzteris]

3. nope

georgie's afraid of horses, doncha know?

[FrenchieCat]

4. I've been looking and looking.....

and all I found was the Cowboy on a bike! That's not the same thing though....

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. nope...I heard he's a-scared of horses

[Journeyman]

27. Ever since "the incident" Mr Bush has shied away from the ponies. . .

In his first and only attempt at riding a horse, then Governor Bush was helped aboard a carefully chosen steed and, once he was firmly in the saddle, the horse was released.

Almost immediately, Mr Bush lost control and, in a frightening scene, tumbled from the saddle, his foot caught in a stirrup. The horse continued on as Mr Bush, screaming wildly, was dragged behind it. His aides rushed to help but there seemed little they could do -- the horse was so wild and Mr Bush was so tangled in the rig. Onward the horse rushed as Gov. Bush's head bounced violently on the ground. It seemed all was lost and the witnesses were convinced Mr Bush would be maimed, if not killed outright. Fortunately, the Wal-Mart manager came out in the nick of time and pulled the plug, otherwise Mr Bush might have been trampled before his quarter's-worth of time expired.

Ever since, Mr Bush has shied away from the ponies. So a little respect for the old guy, okay? He does quite well in the firetruck and spaceship, but the pony's just a little too wild.

[bahrbearian]

28. LOL thats too funny.

[Lefty48197]

42. LMAO

Hilarious!

[NightOwwl]

43. Hahahahaha!

You had me going there for awhile.

:rofl:

[karlrschneider]

7. He don't ride 'em, he just jerks 'em off

:evilgrin:

[benburch]

12. No, Karl, that's GOATS he jerks off...

And sucks...

The Chupacabra legends are based on this...

[karlrschneider]

38. LOL

guess so...
;-)

[madame defarge]

8. It has been reported...

that he's afraid of horses. Seriously. This was going around during the election, but I don't have the source. And there are no horses on his "ranch" in Crawford.

All hat, no .

[FrenchieCat]

13. All Hat, no horse....no Shit? n/t

[madokie]

22. All hat, lots of 'shit'

[benburch]

9. He has a huge horse phobia!

The reason being; Horses are perceptive and good creatures, and see you for what you are.

[WI_DEM]

10. Never, I've wondered about that too

LBJ who had a real ranch and was a real Texan was often photographed on a horse.

[FrenchieCat]

14. So how is it that Bush Jr. is called a cowboy?

A real cowboy always, always has a horse.

I can't think of one famous cowboy with no horse... So :wtf:

[Wilms]

15. Is this him?

[FrenchieCat]

18. Nope....I think that Bush Senior..... n/p

[Inland]

16. He doesn't ride. Not at all. He's as much a cowboy as I am. nt

[opihimoimoi]

19. Ever since his foot got stuck in the stirrup and the hoss wouldn't stop

until the manager came outta the store to unplug the machine....W has had this nightmare about horses.

[FrenchieCat]

20. Whata jip! You mean we've got someone calling themselves a

cowboy....talking about "Dead or alive".....

and he ain't even a real Cowboy?

Hell, the Brokeback Mountain Cowboys are braver than this poseur! Geesh!

[notadmblnd]

17. I hear he's afraid to ride them...

but I heard it from his wife that he has no problem "milking" them though.

[blogslut]

21. how about

a pretend cowboy on a play horse?

[WillyT]

23. Just This...

Oh... did you say horse???

I thought ya meant House (of Saud).

Found this while looking for ya, LOL!

:hi:

[alfredo]

24. I think one is floating around, but I think it was one of those stuffed

horses you'd see during the 50's. Photographers would come around with a mounted pony. The kid, usually dressed up like their favorite cinema cowboy, is put up on the horse and photographed. Sometimes a fake background is used. sometimes they have a Bison, or Elephant to pose with. There could be a bucking horse, or a standing horse for the more fearful kid.

found this one.

[mandyky]

25. He only milks them, according to Laura..

He hates horses and never rides them...

[jackstraw45]

26. WITH one or ON one?

[FrenchieCat]

31. Ooh....thought that was a bull!

or something!

[AndyA]

40. Mrs. Bush is looking a bit rough in that pic, jackstraw

She's giving the evil eye to someone who might ask Little Dubya a tough question. Like 2 + 2 = ...

Laura Bush took lessons from her in facial expressions.

[jackstraw45]

47. She probably sees a minority in the room....

She's thinking, with her beautiful mind, "who let that black person in here?"

[WillyT]

29. Found His Horse Though...

:evilgrin:

[FrenchieCat]

32. Doesn't have 4 legs, so it doesn't count! Sorry!

But please keep trying! LOL!

[Jose Diablo]

30. Aww, he's all hat and no cattle

The only reason he set-up in Texas is to get the southern vote by playing Billy Bob. He's no more Texas than his grandpappa, Prescott. He went to some Ivy league school, Yale I think it was. If he was blood, in Texas, he woulda went to Texas, maybe A&M. There's lots of good schools right in Texas, so why Yale? Even is old man is a phoney. He bailed-out on his crew members in WWII when he panicked like a coward. Why do you think he makes those periodic parachute jumps, he's trying to reconcile his cowardice. He's a chicken shit. Just like HIS old man Prescott, a fuckin' Nazi.

[FrenchieCat]

33. Could Karen Huges Qualify?

As a horse, I mean....

[DanCa]

34. My Aunt Bev voted for the shrub because he like's horses. I know. I know

I told her the only reason the shrub would like a horse if he owned stock in a dog food company.

[DemonGoddess]

35. Nope

have never seen a picture of him on a horse, 'cept in cartoons.

He seriously doesn't even OWN any?? and he's a COWBOY?? yeah RIGHT

[Nicole]

36. I found one

[FrenchieCat]

37. BrrrrP! Sorry, no good....

The rules are that a horse has to have 4 legs, and that is not something I just made up.....:shrug:

.....unlike the Republicans who decided that Talking about politics at the funeral of a life long political activists is against "the rules". (unlike them, my rule makes sense...doncha think?)

[Synnical]

39. White House West

Remember this one?

White House West: Bush on the Ranch

Synopsis
Will Ferrell spoofs the big guy as he mends fences and runs from horses back home.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2645941?htv=12&htv=12

[Lefty48197]

41. Here's a photo of the cowboy. There's a horse's ass in the photo

but not an entire horse.

[phoebe]

49. wow-looks like he borrowed Abramoff's coat..

n/t

[doh_phooey]

44. Cowboy Baby

[doh_phooey]

45. Hubris

[Lisa]

46. this is the only (real) one I've ever seen, of him anywhere near a horse

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/images/campaign2000/bush/bush_photo2.htm

(other DUers have suggested that this is actually not his own pony, but a posed pic done by a door-to-door photographer, who would slap a cowboy costume on your kid and plop him on top of the animal ...)

[doh_phooey]

48. Back In The Straddle

[bklyncowgirl]

50. In order to ride a horse you have to be smarter than the horse

Little Lord Pissypants, apparently has a problem there.

Horses are living bullshit detectors. A horse faced with an arrogant, aggressive jerk like Dear Leader would do its very best to make a fool out of him.

I understand Vladimir Putin took western riding lessons so he wouldn't disgrace the great Russian equestrian tradition when he went riding at Bush's ranch and was terribly disappointed when told that there were no horses.

Vincente Fox also offered to take Bush riding during a visit to his ranch. About the closest they got was Bush posing near the horse for the cameras.

[doh_phooey]

51. Condi Cowboy