DC in the Middle of a Possible Terrorist Attack

[DoYouEverWonder]

Do you know where the President is?

It's been at least two hours since this show started, still no sign of Little Lord Pissy Pants.

[SPKrazy]

1. What are you talking about? n/t

[MissB]

3. There is a reported nerve agent scare at one of the capitol buildings

I think CNN has a banner up.

[DoYouEverWonder]

4. A bunch of Senators and about 200 staffers

are quarantined in a garage at the Russell Office Building in DC.

[wtmusic]

2. He's cowering in his hidey-hole

while Pickles whips up some hot chocolate

[BushOut06]

5. There is no attack - BushCo just needed to install some more wiretaps

They had to clear the Senate office building, so they used the old standby excuse.

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. He's probably still trying to find all those pictures

of him and Abramoff.

[Kierkegaard]

7. He's on a plane, half way to Sidney, Australia.

You know, taking a firm stand against terrorism...from a safe distance.

[BushOut06]

8. at least he's not pretending to read to a bunch of kids

He's probably holed up in Mount Weather - or whatever that super-secret installation near DC is.

[killbotfactory]

9. Did someone drop talcum powder again?

[jmowreader]

10. No, someone found a HUGH nest of roaches!!!!!!

They called in the bug man.

The bug man sprayed the roaches to death. In the process he used about a gallon of bug spray.

Bug spray will set off a nerve agent detector...because bug spray IS nerve agent.

Next thing you know, everyone in Congress is freezing his/her ass off while the feds sniff the building for signs of the nerve agent attack.

Either that, or one of Dubya's men walked past a chemical agent detector, sprayed Raid all over it and ran.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

11. They don't want to bother him - heaven forbid he should do any work.

Any time there's a problem - they don't tell him. It's a pattern.

[leftchick]

12. he will wake up at the pig ranch tomorrow

unless they know where the terra threat originated from. Hmmmm

[Justice Is Comin]

13. The alarms went off two days late

it was supposed to be Monday.