False alarm- So what does Rita lead with? You got it-

[TomInTib]

the already debunked story.

Chicken Little cannot run for the hills because she uses all her breath talking.

[joemurphy]

1. Senatorial flatulence mistaken for nerve agent!!!! Stay tuned to

more from CNN

[DoYouEverWonder]

3. I hear Orrin Hatch

can clear out half of DC all by himself.

[joemurphy]

6. Orrin is a deadly nerve agent - symptoms are teary eyes,

a deadening of the senses. Prolonged exposure to Orrin leads to mind-numbing paralysis, lethargy, and worst of all, brain death!

Let's hear from Dr. Sanjay Gupta on this!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

7. Could have just been the hot air blowing in the wrong direction,

then again.... they had the nerve to do this.... maybe that nerve is being picked up on the sensors a little late....

[Olney Blue]

2. Terra! Terra! Terra!

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Waddya expect? Last night she led with "Puppy terror!"

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. My wife said the reason the detectors went off is because this

administration has a lot of nerve..... I laughed.... she's probably right.