BushOut06
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:40 PM
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What do you think Bushie would be doing without his family connections? |
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If Bush had never been born into his particular family, if daddy hadn't pulled strings to get him into Yale or the Bama Air Guard, where would he have wound up? We know his ass would have wound up in 'Nam for one thing. Assuming he made it back in one piece, where would he be now?
Personally, given his love of baseball, I have a feeling he'd be a washed-out minor league pitcher somewhere in Bumfuck, Iowa. He'd probably be working part-time as an oily used car salesman for some cheap buy-here pay-here lot. Then would go home, get drunk and strung out on coke, demand his RW wife make him some dinner, then fall over and go to sleep a defeated man.
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:42 PM
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1. He'd be in jail, in an institution, no longer with us, or in recovery! |
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Edited on Wed Feb-08-06 09:43 PM by Southpawkicker
He's an alcoholic/addict.
He wouldn't be President.
He'd be some salesman somewhere eeking out a living.
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:42 PM
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2. He would likely have been drafted and sent to Nam |
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Might not have been around after that.
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:50 PM
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Drafted, sent to Nam (no connections, no cushy National Guard spot)... no pilot training, basic Infantry... then (if he survived) homeless. Not enough character there to get by without being propped up.
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:42 PM
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he may have even been a decent human being without being born into that particularly dynasty with their amoral outlook on life and America.
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:43 PM
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4. Running the sporting goods counter at Wal*Mart! n/t |
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:43 PM
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6. He would be selling stuff. |
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:44 PM
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7. He'd be an amoeba since he obviously has no brain. |
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:45 PM
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8. Clearing brush for real |
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and making minimum wage.
:rofl:
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:46 PM
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9. still clearing brush and riding a bike nt |
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:48 PM
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10. With his lack of intelligence |
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I think he would have ended up a homeless alcoholic sleeping on a sewer grate in his tightie-whities!!
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:50 PM
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11. Damned, that just brought up images from 'The Jerk' |
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You mean he'd wind up like Steve Martin towards the end of that movie? Except he wouldn't have the loving black family to rescue him?
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:50 PM
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12. Here's a picture of him in a just universe |
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:54 PM
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I think he would end up working for Taco Bell - you know, the type that always tries to keep a little extra change for himself.
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Thu Feb-09-06 09:12 AM
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Wed Feb-08-06 09:58 PM
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15. making up his cot at the St. Mikes home for the homeless |
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and thinkin' about tomorrow's bottle.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:00 PM
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16. Pumping gas by day, hanging out and drinking in bars at night. |
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Sidling up to the women and saying, "Want some wood? Heh heh."
Yep, he'd still be a loser, but at least he wouldn't be a dangerous loser. Then again, I can see bush as a hired killer. Weapon of choice? Dynamite.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:03 PM
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17. Dodging his parole officer |
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Trying to figure out how he will pass his next piss test so that he can keep his job stocking shelves at WalMart.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:10 PM
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18. I think he'd be doing 5 to 10 |
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:17 PM
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19. Selling used cars, married to the boss's daughter |
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and constantly getting called on the carpet for screwing up the paperwork on every sale he slaps enough backs to make.
Oh, and in debt up to his eyeballs because he's so damn dumb about money and besides, he's got all those DUI fines to pay off.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:22 PM
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23. Panhandling on a street corner for his bottles of Mad Dog 20. n/t |
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:18 PM
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20. He'd be a homeless guy |
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who panhandles in between his nutcase checks so he can buy bottles of MadDog to share with other people in his camp.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:20 PM
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I started to say making license plates in prison, but dumbass would even screw up trying to do that.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:21 PM
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22. Ran into a guy on a job who went to school with * at Yale. Said he knew |
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him. He said that if it weren't for his family he'd be lucky to be selling insurance. (I don't think he was slamming insurance salesmen BTW.)
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:27 PM
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24. My dear friend's brother went to school with him at |
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Harvard Business School.
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I will not divulge what he said, but you can rest assured it wasn't good.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:28 PM
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25. he is the product of his mother and father |
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you make it sound like he raised himself in a vaccuum. If he were born to other parents, he may have a had a chance at some self esteem, self reflection and a good character.
You need to read Bushon the Couch, the person you have a problem with is his wicked mother. And Dick Cheney and karl Rove. George is the manipulated, the others are the manipulators.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:28 PM
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26. He'd be drunk and drooling somewhere |
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and we'd never have even heard of him. He'd have failed at the first business he tried. And no one would have been there to bail him out.
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:29 PM
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27. Doggie position in prison... |
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:38 PM
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28. He'd be living like Billy Bob Thorton in Bad Santa |
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Wed Feb-08-06 10:41 PM
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29. If not in prison, he might be able to hold down a job at a car wash |
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:19 PM
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31. He'd be driving a delivery truck for Hostess cupcakes. / nt |
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Thu Feb-09-06 05:22 PM
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32. Bar-fly and Rooms-to-Go employee of the Month, May 1993. |
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